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14-01-2011, 01:41 AM
Three ants where having a wake, they saw an elephant walking next to them...
The first ant said let's break his leg............
The second one said noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
let's kill him............
The third one said to them
Come on guy leave him alone
He is alone and we are three
Last winter, the cow caught such a bad cold that she gave ice cream instead of milk
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are
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The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria
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I snored so much and so loud that I used to wake myself up << a man told his friend.
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One day, a man was riding a horse. He saw a dog on the road.
Good morning, the dog said.
I didn’t know dogs could talk, the man said.
Neither did I, the horse said.
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.
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The first ant said let's break his leg............
The second one said noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
let's kill him............
The third one said to them
Come on guy leave him alone
He is alone and we are three
Last winter, the cow caught such a bad cold that she gave ice cream instead of milk
.................................................. ......
TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are
.................................................. ......
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume
.................................................. ......
TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
.................................................. ......
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria
.................................................. ......
I snored so much and so loud that I used to wake myself up << a man told his friend.
.................................................. ......
One day, a man was riding a horse. He saw a dog on the road.
Good morning, the dog said.
I didn’t know dogs could talk, the man said.
Neither did I, the horse said.
.................................................. ......
TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.
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