Miss-Thought
15-01-2011, 02:01 AM
I hope they'll make u laugh!l
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A man from Saudi Arabia fell in love with a srilankan woman
He kidnapped her and took her to the desert
So when she saw all the sand she said:l
ana no kanniss killo
hhhhhhhhhhh, please laugh till you cry hhhhhhhhhh
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two idiots were really high and they were walkin in the middle of the city, one of the guys stops next to a 5 story apartment buildin and says "dont u think this building looks weird here? it doesnt belong here, we should try pushin it
So his friend agrees and they both try with all their power to push that building to the other side
ten mins later the 1st guy says he's really hot so he takes his coat off and places it 2 feet away, and they continue pushing the building
A passer by walks by them and takes the coat and throws it across the street
The 2nd guy tells his friend "heyyy we need to stop, cuz its not going anywhere, we cant push this building
His friend tells him "yes we can! and we have! just look at how far we are from my coat!l
hehehehe :smile (25): well, it sounds better in Arabic
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A Saudi and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game
The Saudi, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks
The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun
He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5." Again, the saudi declines and tries to get some sleep
The American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500
This gets the Saudi's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game
The American asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"l
The Saudi doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5 bill, and hands it to the American
Okay," says the American, "your turn
So the Saudi asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"l
The American thinks about it. No answer
Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer!l
He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers. Checks the input. All to no avail!l
Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Saudi and hands him $500
The Saudi thanks him and turns back to get his sleep
The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Saudi and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"l
Without a word, the Saudi reaches into his wallet, hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep
:smile (31)::smile (31)::smile (31):
he didn't know the answer himself
hhhhhhhhhhhh
really Saudi people are the masters of intelligence, i like this joke :smile (77):l
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You know that you are Saudi when
You have a Persian rug in every room
You actually like yogurt drinks
After a family meal, the women fight to the death over who should wash the dishes while the men sit on their behinds and discuss politics, waiting for their coffee
Your parents want you to become a doctor or engineer
You use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out
You have at least thirty cousins<<<<<< mashallah
You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal. ...all arbs are late- all the time!l
You are standing next to the largest suitcases at the Airport
You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house
You say bye 17 times on the phone
Your mother does everything for you if you are male
You do all the housework and cooking if you are female
Your relatives alone could populate a small city<<<<<< lol mashallah
If you study abroad then you go back to your country, people will treat you like a member of...the royal family<<<<<<<< ahm ahm
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I know these arent that funny....but...LAUGH IT OFF~!l
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A man from Saudi Arabia fell in love with a srilankan woman
He kidnapped her and took her to the desert
So when she saw all the sand she said:l
ana no kanniss killo
hhhhhhhhhhh, please laugh till you cry hhhhhhhhhh
*************
two idiots were really high and they were walkin in the middle of the city, one of the guys stops next to a 5 story apartment buildin and says "dont u think this building looks weird here? it doesnt belong here, we should try pushin it
So his friend agrees and they both try with all their power to push that building to the other side
ten mins later the 1st guy says he's really hot so he takes his coat off and places it 2 feet away, and they continue pushing the building
A passer by walks by them and takes the coat and throws it across the street
The 2nd guy tells his friend "heyyy we need to stop, cuz its not going anywhere, we cant push this building
His friend tells him "yes we can! and we have! just look at how far we are from my coat!l
hehehehe :smile (25): well, it sounds better in Arabic
*****************
A Saudi and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game
The Saudi, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks
The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun
He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5." Again, the saudi declines and tries to get some sleep
The American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500
This gets the Saudi's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game
The American asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"l
The Saudi doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5 bill, and hands it to the American
Okay," says the American, "your turn
So the Saudi asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"l
The American thinks about it. No answer
Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer!l
He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers. Checks the input. All to no avail!l
Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Saudi and hands him $500
The Saudi thanks him and turns back to get his sleep
The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Saudi and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"l
Without a word, the Saudi reaches into his wallet, hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep
:smile (31)::smile (31)::smile (31):
he didn't know the answer himself
hhhhhhhhhhhh
really Saudi people are the masters of intelligence, i like this joke :smile (77):l
************
You know that you are Saudi when
You have a Persian rug in every room
You actually like yogurt drinks
After a family meal, the women fight to the death over who should wash the dishes while the men sit on their behinds and discuss politics, waiting for their coffee
Your parents want you to become a doctor or engineer
You use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out
You have at least thirty cousins<<<<<< mashallah
You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal. ...all arbs are late- all the time!l
You are standing next to the largest suitcases at the Airport
You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house
You say bye 17 times on the phone
Your mother does everything for you if you are male
You do all the housework and cooking if you are female
Your relatives alone could populate a small city<<<<<< lol mashallah
If you study abroad then you go back to your country, people will treat you like a member of...the royal family<<<<<<<< ahm ahm
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I know these arent that funny....but...LAUGH IT OFF~!l