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إجتماعي
12-02-2011, 01:26 AM
1 . (Whatever)Men: What should we have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why don't we have Mexican?
Women: No not Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine
Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women : Whatever..

2. (Anything)Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
Women: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Women: Exercise on such a hot day?
Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink
Women: I am off caffeine
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: Anything



3. (You decide)Men: Then do we just go home?
Women: You decideMen: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.
Men: OK; we will take a cab
Women: Not worth it... For such a short distance
Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Women: I am hungry, can't walk.
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first?
Women: Whatever...
Men: What shall we eat?
Women: Anything..



4. (ANYTIME.)..?Men: At what time do I have to call you
Women: Any time as u wish
Men: But last time when I call u in the morning u didn't pick up
Women: I was sleeping.
Men: OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn't pick up?
Women: I was shopping with my mother
Men: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn't pick up?
Women: I was tired and relaxing.
Men: Then what about 5 PM?
Women: I was watching a cartoon.
Men: So, then why didn't you pick u phone in the night?
Women: I was studying
Men: Ok then tell me which time is the most convenience time for you to talk.

Women:

Anytime.

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انين الذكرى
12-02-2011, 07:46 AM
hhhhh

It's really funny .. nice conversation

thanx alot

prettyالسبهه
12-02-2011, 05:21 PM
ha ha haaaaaaaaaai

its funny but wait
Ejtmai u should punished this time
I think its the third time u post threat about Womens bothering
if u look deeply u will discover that the men is more bothering than us

but in this line

?
Women: I was watching a cartoon
she likes me

rose rani
12-02-2011, 08:02 PM
Were I to be in his shoes , I would throw her from tall building
she is a nerve-wreking


thank you for sharing us

♥√•كـ ♫ ـانت ‏هـنا㋡
13-02-2011, 03:29 AM
its really funny

but why I can not laugh...??i

:smile (53):

I forgot how to laugh










I am jocking

:smile (34):

Thank u

إجتماعي
13-02-2011, 03:27 PM
hhhhh

It's really funny .. nice conversation

thanx alot


you are welcome

thanks to be here

إجتماعي
13-02-2011, 03:36 PM
ha ha haaaaaaaaaai

its funny but wait
Ejtmai u should punished this time
I think its the third time u post threat about Womens bothering
if u look deeply u will discover that the men is more bothering than us

but in this line

she likes me


welcome welcome and welcome pretty
I don’t intend it because you are our enemy LoooooL course no
Every body knows the woman are (mother daughter sister wife) oh grandmother
But this is the reality and you should accept it
Just kidding
Now go and watch your cartoon!!

Thanks for your comment

إجتماعي
13-02-2011, 03:40 PM
Were I to be in his shoes , I would throw her from tall building
she is a nerve-wreking


thank you for sharing us



no rose don’t think as a killer you have to be patient as we know you LOOOOOL
me to I would throw her from a huge building
thanks a lot for ur comment

إجتماعي
13-02-2011, 03:49 PM
its really funny

but why I can not laugh...??i

:smile (53):

I forgot how to laugh










I am jocking

:smile (34):

Thank u




I will tech you how to laugh
So easy
Just stretch your lips (right and left) with cough sound or u can make it as a simple smile>>>>> repeat after me (cheeeeeese)… yes exactly like that .. well done
LoooooooL

I am very happy to see your comment
Thanks a lot

محمدالمعشني
15-02-2011, 08:46 AM
hhhhhh

its really funny conversation
but am wondering how men tolerate womens answers!!

إجتماعي
15-02-2011, 08:47 PM
hhhhhh

its really funny conversation
but am wondering how men tolerate womens answers!!


I think he has a frozen nerve LoooooooL
Tnaks Mohamed for been here