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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : What a jealous man XD



Ľiķə♥Ŋο♥Ơţhḙг
27-08-2011, 03:55 AM
A man and his wife received a letter from their son who went to study overseas:
My beloved Parents,
I miss you so much. I don’t know when I’m coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you’ll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a magic drink I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you’ll be the same age as I left you.
NOTE: “Please take only one drop”

So they opened the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a purple color drink.

The husband looks at the wife and says: “You go first.” (typical of men!)

So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they do turn 10 years younger.

Years later the son returns home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back.

The mother proceeds to tell her son how the magic drink worked and made her look young.

The son is delighted and asks about his father.

“Your father? Hmmm, my child, your father was so jealous that I was young and beautiful so he drank the whole
bottle.”

So where is he?

Oh, that’s him I have on my back.!!!


Hope this will make your day in one way or another and as Mark Twain says "The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.” So, let it be, laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live :) regards

● Ṡeяεиiτч . . ☆
27-08-2011, 05:49 AM
Hhhhh
sooooo funny. I want to write more than these two words
But I don't want stop laughing.
Thanks for sharing
(:

rose rani
28-08-2011, 11:23 PM
Hahahaha

when I read the beging of the story
I thought that the woman would drink the whole bottle but the man did

I like the stroy so much

thank you for sharing

Ľiķə♥Ŋο♥Ơţhḙг
01-09-2011, 04:39 AM
Heart of an Angel & Rose Rani
Thanks a lot for passing
..
At least we knew Jealousy isn't monopolized by the women only : P

روبينآ
07-03-2013, 11:49 PM
so funny ,thanx