ACME
20-10-2011, 12:15 PM
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I’m looking for a man with a
wooden leg called Johnson.
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What’s his other leg called
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Why is it hard to keep a secret
in the winter
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Because your teeth chatter
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What’s the best cure for
insomnia
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Sleep on the edge of the bed
and you’ll soon drop off.
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Why are ghosts bad at telling
lies
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Because you can always see
through them
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Why can’t you play jokes on
snakes
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Because you can’t pull their
legs.
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Why do you ask people
for money when you play
football
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Because I’m a poor player.
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Best Regards
I’m looking for a man with a
wooden leg called Johnson.
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
What’s his other leg called
:smile (31):
Why is it hard to keep a secret
in the winter
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
Because your teeth chatter
:smile (72):
What’s the best cure for
insomnia
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
Sleep on the edge of the bed
and you’ll soon drop off.
:smile (48):
Why are ghosts bad at telling
lies
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V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
Because you can always see
through them
:smile (77):
Why can’t you play jokes on
snakes
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V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
Because you can’t pull their
legs.
:smile (68):
Why do you ask people
for money when you play
football
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V
V
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V
V
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Because I’m a poor player.
:smile (31):
Best Regards