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Tech Support: Yes, ... how can I
help you?
Customer: Well, after much
consideration, I’ve decided to
install Love. Can you guide me
though the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are
you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I’m not very technical,
but I think I’m ready. What should I
do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open
your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several
other programs running now. Is it okay to
install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are
running?
Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt,
Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentmentrunning right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will
gradually erase Past Hurt from your current
operating system. It may remain in
your permanent memory but it will no
longer disrupt other programs. Love will
eventually override Low Self-Esteem with
a module of its own! called High Self-Esteem.
! However, you have to completely
turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those
programs prevent Love from being properly
installed. Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don’t know how to turn
them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to
your start menu and invoke Forgiveness.
Do this as many times as necessary until
Grudge and Resentment have been
completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started
installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support:Yes, but remember
that you have only the base program.
You need to begin connecting to other
Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message
already. It says, “Error - Program
not run on external components”... What
should I do?
Tech Support: Don’t worry. It means
that the Love program is set up to run on
Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run
on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it
simply means you have to Love yourself
before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance;
then click on the following files:
Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and
Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to
the “My Heart” directory. The system
will overwrite any conflicting files and
begin patching faulty programming.
Also, you need to delete Verbose
Self-Criticism from all directories
and empty your Recycle Bin to make
sure it is completely gone ! and never
comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is
filling up with new files. Smile is playing
on my monitor and Peace and Contentment
are copying themselves all over My
Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others
it takes awhile, but eventually everything
gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed
and running. One more thing before
we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be
sure to give it and its various modules
to everyone you meet. They will in turn
share it with others and return some cool
modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you... :-))))))))i
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