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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:Here it is.
TEACHER:Correct. Now class, who discovered America?l
CLASS:Maria.
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TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?l
FRANK: Because of the sign..
TEACHER: What sign?l
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."l
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TEACHER:John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? l
JOHN:You told me to do it without using tables.l
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TEACHER:Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"l
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" l
TEACHER:No, that's wrong
GLENN:Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.l
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TEACHER:Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? l
DONALD: H I J K L M N O. lTEACHER:What are you talking about? l
DONALD:Yesterday ! you said it's H to O.l
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TEACHER:Winnie, name one important thing we have to day that we didn't have ten years ago. l
WINNIE:Me!l
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TEACHER:Glen, why do you always get so dirty?l
Glen:Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.l
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." l
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER:No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE:All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."l
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TEACHER:George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? lLOUIS:Because George still had the ax in his hand.l
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? l
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.l
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TEACHER:Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's.Did you copy his? l
CLYDE:No, teacher, it's the same dog.l
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TEACHER:Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? l
HAROLD:A teacher.l
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