The Cleverest President... What a jerk

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An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger, said, I'm Kobe Bryant, The best NBA Basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary, said, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States, I am the most ambitious woman in the world, I am also a New York Senator and a potential future President." She just took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, George W Bush, said, "I'm President of the United States, I have a great responsibility being the leader of a superpower state. Above all I'm the cleverest President in American history, the American people won't let me die". So he put on the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.

The fourth passenger, Osama Bin Laden, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old school boy, "I am a Muslim and Allah will decide about my fate, so I will let you have the last parachute.

The boy said, "It's OK, there's a parachute left for you. The Americans' cleverest President has taken my school backpack ::): ::):[/center]

you know

I laughed out loud

loooooooooooool


I thought my family would wake up

here alone...reading and laughing


hahahahahahahahahaha


you just made my day bro

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I've read it before yet I can't help laughing out loud ....... Thank you dear brother for your smart way of choosing the best jokes ever ...... God bless ya dearst friend.

hahahaha

I've read it before

It's a funny one

Thanks Meant

الغالية,

You know what?! What would be your reaction if you woke them up? You will tell them innocently, I was laughing at Meant To Be's Joke. It won't help you out,

Don't take personally, I was just kidding

Thanks sister for passing by

T.Sultan & Aseel

Thank you so much for passing by

I really can't imagine my threads without your replies

God bless you all, Amen

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loooooool
I like it
no Doubt ,, it comes from you
thanx bro



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Alshareef,

I'm so glad to see you around bro

Thanks so much for passing by