Washing The Dog
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A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery store
.and picks a huge box of laundry detergent
The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he
had a lot of laundry to do. "Oh, no laundry," the boy said, "I'm going
"!to wash my dog
But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog. It's very powerful and if
",you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him
.the grocer said
But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the
counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to talk him out
.of washing his dog
.About a week later the boy was back in the store to buy some candy
.The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing
.Oh, he died," the boy said sadly"
The grocer, trying not to be an I-told-you-so, said he was sorry the
dog died but added, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on
"!your dog
The boy replied, "Well, I don't think it was the detergent that
".killed him
.Oh!! What was it then?" the grocer asked"
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,Tha boy replied
"!I think it was the spin cycle"
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