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Rhyming couplets



A local newspaper (in England) ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... But the least romantic second line.

Here are some of the entries they received.








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My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "go to hell"



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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.


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Oh loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face


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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not


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I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face


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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


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I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming


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My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way



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hop you like it

^_^

Best Wishes .,..

hahahaha oh my God

They are meany lines lol

I loved them . .

Thank you huny ^.^

Many thanks to you . They are funny especially


I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

they are really funny
and the people who have written them
they have sense of humor

thanks for sharing us

they r very very very very very romantic

thanx 4 making me laugh

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

>>lol
that was funny...thank u sense..dear..=)

I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming

I like them

They are so funny

Thank you so much

My dear sis Moony

Glad to see you smiling

My Allah bless u

:girl face (186):

brother Sir

nice comments

glad to see u here

:girl face (186):

My sweet sis

rose rani

UR most welcome

:girl face (186):

Rain song

this is the first time

to see this kind of romantic

so I know that u will like it

Glad to see u here

:girl face (186):

Miss Idea

UR most welcome my dear sis


:girl face (186):

Tuto

Glade to here that u like it

My Allah bless u

:girl face (186):

LOL!!
Nothing beats the British humour

thanx 4 sharing

very funny. i canot stop laughting

thanks alot.i really enjoyed them

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


I cant stop laughing



Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not




if i see who wrote these words
i will tell him to try hard to not fill in love



thanks sis

loooolzzz

thanks alot

I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming


I like it dear keep bringing these funny topics

thanks for making me laugh
that was brilliant

hats off to you

very nice
thanks foro sharing

appliedlingiust

sarooooooonah

moolymoon

fragile gal

sunlight

miss noor

Thanks for all your words

its made me Happy

Many Thanks

eastren rose

I Miss you




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