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نيك نيمات إنجليزية*love-cute-funny-cool*

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Cool (كوول)
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
Always tell the truth, even when you lie
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the once
Every year more than 2500 right handed people are killed from using right handed products.
Gold-Lust!
I love cats...they taste just like chicken
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
Earn easy cash in your spare time by blackmailing friends.
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen
Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
The higher you are, the farther you fall
Dont steal, the government hates competition
Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems!
Excerceise and Diet... But you still Die.
I fear no man, I've got a gun.
-=[Armed & Dangerous]=-
{Straight Outta Compton}
MySpaceBarIsBroken!!
Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
Save water, Drink beer.
Underground yet mainstream like Saddam Hussain.
IS it just me, or do monkeys taste like fish?
I came, I saw, I drank, I forgot.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is right.
I bent my wookie.
Don't you think that reading nicknames is a waste of time?
-={Rule Breaker}=-
[Large and in charge]
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Working is for people who don't know how to fish.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
There are many many ways of keeping fools occupied, one way is to use really long pointless nicknames.
==HellRaiser==
Avoid hangovers by staying drunk.
(#)SuNsHinE(#)\'n'(*)StArS(*)
God made beer God made wine God made me so damn fine
If I want your opinion, I will rattle your cage.
Why are you looking at me like I'm weird?
Born 2 XLR-8
-=You better excercise caution and be ready to run - Like a scared punk from a smoking gun=-
My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.
Yesterday it worked, today it doesnt. Microsoft Windows is like that.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness!
-Your still ugly, Pass me another beer-
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey
Everytime I see ur face. I wish I was in outer space :P
(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)
I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.
× nEvEr × wAnTeD× To Be × DiFFeReNt × I jUsT× wAnTeD ×To Be × mE ×
[One by one the penguins steal my sanity]
I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh.
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
IM THINKING.... BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING!

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(مضحكة مرحه) funny
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I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
There's a *NEW* Mexico?!?
I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
Dain Bramaged.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
I love cats...they taste just like chicken
>> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect!
Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
[Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you ]
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
[When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you]
-=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
[I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]
Dont steal, the government hates competition!
Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
[2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
My cat's name is mittens!
Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
Act your age, not your shoe size!
God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
I'm knot dumb!
My door is always open so feel free to leave
This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies!
I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
(8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)
Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P
Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.
God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here
If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!
I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS!
Be kool.. Dont go to school
Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!
Do I look like im not lazy?
People said I was dumb, but I proved them
There's nothing wrong with anything.
Life is hilariously cruel
My folks were always asking me to wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons
Three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
You don't hear me not complaning
Would you kindly shut your noise-hole
Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense
I'm calling the police!... Right after I flush some tings.
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
There's a *NEW* Mexico?!?
I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
Dain Bramaged.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
I love cats...they taste just like chicken
>> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect!
Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
[Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you ]
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
[When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you]
-=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
[I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]
Dont steal, the government hates competition!
Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
[2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
My cat's name is mittens!
Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
Act your age, not your shoe size!
God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
I'm knot dumb!
My door is always open so feel free to leave
This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies!
I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
(8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)
Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P
Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.
God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here
If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!
I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS!
Be kool.. Dont go to school
Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!
I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it!
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(لطيف) Cute
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I'm like a butterfly.. pretty to see, hard to catch
Life is 4 living, Love is for giving!
Love is like a quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out!
Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT!
a million words wud not bring u bak i kno coz iv tried - but neither wud a million tears...i kno coz iv cried
God made the land god, made the sea, he needed a pricess and so he made me!
When tears flow in your eyes... Always remember two things: I'm here and I care
I love you more then yeterday, and less then tomorrow
Love comes and goes but friends stay forever!
A memory lasts forever, never does it die. True friends stay together and never say goodbye!
Friends Never say goodbye, they say hello!!
I'd like a diamond, I'd like some gold, I'd like a pearl, Because I'm daddy's little girl
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(حب) Love
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(*)iM nOt ShY..i JuSt DoNt LiKe YoU!(*)
Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?
I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT!
My pen is black, My ink is pale, My love 4 u.. will never fail!
When the sea is blue love will make a dream come true!
Give ure smile 2 every1 but... give ure heart 2 only 1!
To the world you are just one person but to one person you could mean the world.
If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever
Dont try to figure me out, just love me for who I am!
Love is available here at 100% discount.
Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet and so are you..
My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life.
GuRlS ArE LiKe StArZ, ThErE ArE MiLlIoNs Of ThEm, BuT OnLy *1* Can MaKe YoUr DrEaMs CoMe TrUe!
* I loved u once, i love u still, i always have and always will*
You came into my life sent down from heaven, Now I think about you, 24/7
Loving you makes life worth it
When You and I met, angels whispered "Perfect!" !
ur looks, ur smile, ur kiss, ur style everythin bout u boy drives me wild
You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!
Love is like friendship set on fire.
You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!
There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.
Love is a never ending feeling.
* I loved u once, i love u still, i always have and always will*
Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
Loving you makes life worth it
Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul.
Love is available here at 100% discount.
You came into my life sent down from heaven, Now I think about you, 24/7
Love is the flower you've got to let grow
Love conquers all.
Love is the poison that feeds the soul, addictive and deadly
Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
My pen is black, My ink is pale, My love 4 u.. will never fail!
When love is not madness, it is not love.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
Forget love...I'd rather fall in chocolate!
Never forget that the most powerful force on earth is love.
All the birds in the sky, all the fish in the sea, will never explain what you mean to me.
To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
Falling in love is so hard on the knees.
Love turns winter into summer.
Love is like a fire. Whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn your house down, you'll never know

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