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عرض للطباعة
A woman goes to the local
paper’s office to see that the
obituary for her recently deceased
husband is published. The obituary
editor informs her there’s a charge
of 50p per word. She pauses, reflects,
and says, “Well then, let it read: ‘Eddie
Davis died’. ”
Amused at the woman’s thrift,
the editor tells her there’s a seven
word minimum for all obituaries.
She thinks it over and says, “In that
case, let it read, ‘Eddie Davis died,
golf clubs for sale’. ”
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A policeman pulled me over
last night.
He said, “You’ve got no tax, your
rear tyre is completely flat, you’ve
got a can of lager in your hand and
you’re not wearing a seat belt!”
I said, “I’ll see you tomorrow then.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
he asked.
I said, “Hang on a minute, pal,
I’m on the phone.”
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They are so funny
^_^
baher and ACME
keep adding these funny posts
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I dare you
to cheat now
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● Ṡeяεиiτч . . ☆
see this
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Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.
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A man rings his local hospital.
“How is Mr Jackson in Ward B?”
he asks.
“Mr Jackson is out of danger,”
replies the nurse on duty. “His
test results were normal.
Can I ask
who’s calling please?”
“Yes, it’s Mr Jackson in Ward
B,” says the man.
“No one tells
me bloody anything!”
Annoyed wife to husband: Cant you say weve been married twenty-four
years instead of almost a quarter of a century?
When I start studying
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5 minutes later …
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my problem !
a fossil
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Wedding fall
Almost a whole wedding
party fell into a lake after
the jetty they were standing
on collapsed. The group,
who were in a wedding in
Crosslake, Minnesota, were
waiting for a photo to be
taken when the wooden
structure broke under their
weight.
LOol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y01nuH4iLb8