Enjoy reading these jokes

At the Restaurant
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A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over
the meat.

Are you crazy? yelled the customer, You have your hand on my
steak!

What? answers the waiter, You want it to fall on the floor again?

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Humor - I dialed a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
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A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

A friend of his said, I thought she wanted one of those sporty

4-Wheel drive vehicles.

She did, he replied. But where would I find a fake Jeep?

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A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it IS time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?"

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four."

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I can't hold my breath of laughing ......

Thankx for those lovely jokes

I really enjoyed reading them .....

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J.J

May Allah grant you happiness

So glad that you liked them

Thanx sis. for passing by

Hi dearst sister ,


The one I enjoyed reading the most is :


Humor - I dialed a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes





hhhhhh What a mean guy !



Dear sister ,

Thank you so much for making me laugh because I really need to laugh these days .


Sister,

Where is the topic you told me about ????!!!!!!!!!!!!



See you soon

Thanks dear Aseel

for these selective jokes

T. Sultan

Thanx for passing by

Concerning your question >> I was waiting 4 your final reply regarding the title

Any way, It's already there


Gardenia

Thanx sis. for passing by

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Like they say, time to laugh your head off

Haven't I told you that you're funny?!! BIG GRINS

Sultan has chosen the best one which I laughed at the most, lucky him

Thanks sister for sharing'em with us

Meant to be

So glad to see you here

You're most welcome, brother

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Humor - I dialed a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."

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loooooool Aseel thats was so hard
but ,, its really needed some times
and who hates changes

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Al Shareef

You're so active today

I can see you replies on most of the topics

Keep it up , brother

Thanx alot

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really funny
Thanks

Om Basma

So glad that you passed by my posts

Wish you all the best, sister