Good News and Bad News

Good News and Bad News

An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"

Patient: "Well, let me have the bad news first."

Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left."

Patient: "Oh no! That's just awful! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this?"

Doctor: "You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you."

Zahran" thanx alot"
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good joke
thanks ^_^

these are baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad news

the cancer

and

Alzheimer

thanks for this jock

you are welcome
Thank you for your comment

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what a good news


Thank u

zahran

I think both of them are bad

Well, some doctors are really mean to do such things

May Allah help all the sick people

Thank you brother and surely we'll wait for you next contribution

looooooooooool
so funny
May allah help him

i forgot what to say

So sunny
(-:
I hope I forget all bad news as fast as I could

Thanks

Really I believe the aphorism (no news is a good news

Thanks Mr. Habeeb