wooooow
really I enjoyed of reading it
its so funny
thanks so much
I will copy it for text BBM+
.
Here are some funny short dialogues . I hope you will like them
Wooden leg
My friend said he knew a man with a
wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his
other leg?"
Boy or girl
A: Just look at that young person with the
short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A:Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you
were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
The spoon
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye
whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug
before you drink.
The first day
Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at
school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go
back tomorrow?
Thief
Policeman -This man is charged with stealing
an elephant, sir.
Judge -Search him!
Flies
Why were the flies playing football on the
saucer?
Because they were playing for the cup!
Short talk
A teenage girl had been talking on the
phone for about half an hour, and then she
hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short.
You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.
Punishment
PUPIL: "Would you punish me for
something I didn't do?"
TEACHER: "Of course not."
PUPIL:"Good, because I haven't done my
homework."
The blood
A: When I stand on my head the blood
rushes to my head, but when I stand on my
feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why
is this?
B: It's because your feet aren't empty.
.
wooooow
really I enjoyed of reading it
its so funny
thanks so much
I will copy it for text BBM+
من جعل الحمد خاتمة النعم.... جعلها الله فاتحة المزيد
A: When I stand on my head the blood
rushes to my head, but when I stand on my
feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why
is this?
B: It's because your feet aren't empty.
Thanks Sirhasan , It was the most funnest thing I ave read so far ,
هاهي الشمعة الصغيرة التي طالما اضائت سنينا وسنينا في ذلك البيت
هاهي تنطفأ .....
تلك هي النهاية .... وهذا هو الوداع ......
Thanks
sir
so nice
they are so funny
thank you for sharing us
Thanks Sirhasan , It was the most funnest thing I ave read so far ,It's my great pleasure to read that
Really funny topic
^^
thanks alot
......
يـارَبْ إذا أعطيتني مَالاً فلا تأخذ سَعادتي ...
وإذا أعَطيتني قوّة فلا تأخذ عّقليْ ...
وإذا أعَطيتني نجَاحاً فلا تأخذ تَواضعْي...
وإذا أعطيتني تواضعاً فلا تأخذ اعتزازي بِكرامتي...
ha ha ha ha ha so funny thanks
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A teenage girl had been talking on the
phone for about half an hour, and then she
hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short.
You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl
LoooooooL
so funny thnx alot
if u dont maind i will copy it......wana send to my BB group
REALLY FUNNY
thank u u changed my mood
يمنع وضع اكثر من صورة او صور نسائية او صور ذات حجم كبير
يمنع وضع روابط لمواقع ومنتديات أخرى
يمنع وضع روابط الاغاني
يمنع وضع البريد الالكتروني
thank you very much for these funny words
god bless you
so funny
thanks a lot
يمنع وضع اكثر من صورة او صور نسائية او صور ذات حجم كبير
يمنع وضع روابط لمواقع ومنتديات أخرى
يمنع وضع روابط الاغاني
يمنع وضع البريد الالكتروني
Thaank you
So funny ha ha ha ha
thanks Sir
they are so funny
thank you for sharing us
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