I don't blame teachers then if they all got crazy....
nice choice dear Mona....
Yours
Mona Dickens
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Why teachers go crazy
ًTEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday
STUDENT: Seven
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday
STUDENT: Nine
TEACHER: That's impossible
STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America
GEORGE: Here it is!!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George
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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago
WILLY: Me
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TEACHER: Are you chewing gum
BILLY: No, I'm Billy Anderson
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TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave
STUDENT: Yes, Sir
TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to
keep yours
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are
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HAROLD:Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do
TEACHER: Of course not
HAROLD: Good, because I didn't do my homework
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TEACHER: Why are you late
WEBSTER: Because of the sign
TEACHER: What sign
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper
JOHN: I hope you didn't either
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GARY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test
TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you
I hope I managed to make you smile
RegardsMona 1961__________________[/center]
التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة mona1961 ; 18-04-2006 الساعة 04:48 PM
Mona 1961
I don't blame teachers then if they all got crazy....
nice choice dear Mona....
Yours
Mona Dickens
Where flowers bloom .. So does Hope
loooooooooooooooooool
it's really funny
u won't believe what pupils do that drive us crazy
thank u sis
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaay
a good toipc
thanks
I always say i 'll become a crazy
hahahahaaa!
Funny joks that drive me more crazy...hhhh!:D
thanks mona1961
التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة R u There 4 me? ; 29-04-2006 الساعة 04:21 AM
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what
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is it our ending
sure crasy and there are more crazy in schoolssssss
heheheee
ALLAH be with us
:(
Regards,
CRAZY KEYBOARD
التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة keyboard ; 29-05-2006 الساعة 01:03 AM
hahahaaaaaaaay--------------------------------
TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave
STUDENT: Yes, Sir
TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to
keep yours
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are
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it's so funny
thanx mona
hahahahahaha
Very funny .. I'm not surprised any more
Why we ( English Teachers )all Look crazy
We're having an ongoing entertainment with you
MoOoOoOoOoOona
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