looooooooooooooooool
it's so funny
thanx darling Reena
Husband & Wife
_From my e mail I hope u like it
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Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Stress Reliever # 1
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me
to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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Stress Reliever # 4
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if
my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you
NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
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Stress Reliever # 5
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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Stress Reliever # 7
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the early warning.
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Stress Reliever # 8
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour.
looooooooooooooooool
it's so funny
thanx darling Reena
hahahaha
They're so funny
and the picture one, don't tell me about it
Thanks Reena for sharing'em with us
الغالية
Meant 2 B
Thanx 4 passing by
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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looooooooooooooool
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
thnxxxxx Reena
sooooon
hahahahahaha
woooow soo funny
Thanks Reena 4 such a nice topic
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لكــن ... القلوب أحــباب .. تمنــيت الســعادة لـــكــ
ولو معــ واحـــدِ ..... غيــــري,,
funny funny funny ,,,,, Thank you so much for the lovely jokes. ..i really had big giggles ....
Thanx Reena
they're realy fuuny
hahahaha
They're so funny, Reena
Thanx alot for sharing them with us
ابو اصيل
Like Moon
T.Sultan
دانتيلا
Aseel
Welcome ,,, Im so happy U liked em
Reena
thanx so much
its funny
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