meant to be
its sooooo nice
thanx alot
BELIEVE it or not,
These are REAL 911 Calls!
[align=left]Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
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Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!
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Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
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Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! [/center]
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[align=left]And the winner is..........
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police. [/center]
meant to be
its sooooo nice
thanx alot
thank U
Meant To be
its really funny .
I think theyre drunk callers!!!!!!!
التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة joy ; 15-10-2006 الساعة 03:32 AM
Funny is your mid name
We need to laough
Thanks
المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة حمامة
I'm glad to see you here
Thanks sis for passing by
المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة joy
YOU BET, lol
Thanks Joy for passing by
المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Salsa
It's so good to laugh but not too much : GRINS
Thanks Salsa for passing by
Thank you so much for the lovely jokes ... as usual .....UNIQUE
I loved them
I really did
Sooooooooooooooo much
Thanks dear brother
عفوا ......!!
حتى صمت العالم تبدد .......!!
إلا صمتي في كل حين يتجدد .......!!
thank God I'm not working for 911
looooooooool
thanks bro
hahahaha
They're so funny
Thanx alot Meant to be for sharing them with us
Wait, I have a question
Are you sure that you weren't one of those callers
haha
just kidding ... Don't get angry
T.Sultan,
You're more than welcome buddy
Thank you for passing by
Enigma,
I'm more than glad to hear that
Thanks sister for passing by
الغالية,
though never think about it, lol
Thanks sister for passing by
Aseel,
I was the winner one, and you were the dispatcher, lol
Thanks a lot sister for passing by
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the first one is
loooooool
Wallahi i thought there is sth really
for a moment,, i thought its from Saudi Arabia these reall 911 calls
thanx man
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الحساب الأول وهو خاص بمادة اللغة الانجليزية
http://www.4shared.com/dir/9540021/6...7/sharing.html
الحساب الثاني وهو ايضاً مكمل للغة الانجليزية مع بعض الخلفيات
والملفات العربية الطيبة وبرنامج نور على الدرب لأبن باز رحمه الله
http://www.4shared.com/dir/20133589/...0/sharing.html
والحساب الثالث والاخير هو حساب اسلامي عام
http://www.4shared.com/dir/8109169/b...e/sharing.html
يوتيوب
واجمل المنى للجميع [/MARK]
Alshareef,
You might hear about some calls in Saudi Arabia like those
Thanks bro for passing by
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