Thanks alot
WIFE vs. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "what ?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.., "The wife responded, "Allow me to explain, God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00am." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight....
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM, Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests....
Remember :
women are always smarter ...
with my best regards to you all ...
Thanks alot
التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة enigma ; 18-06-2007 الساعة 02:29 AM
. . مَجنُونَــــة ً..والحُسنُ لا تَكتَمِل فِتنَتُـهُ..إلا بِبَعض ِ الجُنون . .
The silence treatment drove me nuts
The poor guy thought he could play it by his rules
How pathetic
Thanks dear J.J for this funny thread
We need such things now to change the mood of examinations
عفوا ......!!
حتى صمت العالم تبدد .......!!
إلا صمتي في كل حين يتجدد .......!!
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
They are so funny I liked them too much especially " yep, in-law"
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
and some of the I had read in the Jihad Al-Khazen's column in newspaper
Thanks my dear sister J.J for sharing a nice smile :) with us
I wish you all the BEST
with my regards,
your sister,
I owe you one
أجمل ما في حرية النت
أنها في غيبة الرقيب عدى الله سبحآنه
فهي تعطيگ الفرصة للتعرف على حصتگ من نبل السلوگ
ونصيبگ من طهارة الضمير
Hehehehe
:) Funny ones, they're old though
But wiat a second
Who lied to you that you're smarter :) o
Thanks J.J for sharing'em with us
[GRADE="00BFFF FFA500 32CD32 FF1493 800080"]ضحكة الماضي
you are welcome ...
thanks 4 passing by and reading ...
enigma
oh hi dear ..I'm gald to see you here...
I knew you would like the silent treatment ....
thanks honey for passing by ...
keep smiling ..
See ya [/GRADE]
[GRADE="00BFFF FFA500 32CD32 FF1493 800080"]Palestinian Pearl
first of all welcome dear sister in our lovely club ...
hope you'll enjoy being here with us ...
and thanks for passing by and reading the thread ...[/GRADE]
[GRADE="00BFFF FFA500 32CD32 FF1493 800080"]Abu A9eel
Do you have any doubt that women aren't smarter than you men????? looooooool
any way thanks for passing from here brother .... [/GRADE]
مخاوي الدمعه ..
[GRADE="00BFFF FFA500 32CD32 FF1493 800080"]
Thanks 4 passing by brother[/GRADE]
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[GRADE="00BFFF FFA500 32CD32 FF1493 800080"]Meant to be [/GRADE]
What do you mean " they're old though'????
can't you just pass by without telling every body that it's old !!!!!!
and of course we are smarter than you .... why are you doubting this fact hahahahahaha
nice to see you here brother ..
thankx again ...
hhhhhhhhhhhh
I burst into laughing
They're so funny
I like that one the most
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
She knew how to reply hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
he deserved that reply
Honey ofcourse women are smarter
See, that's a fact >>> needs no negotiation
lol
Thanks sweetheart for your incredible topics in the club
Oh .....I smell a fire of war here
dear Aseel...........don't worry
I am here to support you
loooooooooooooooooool
and as you said
""women are smart is a fact>>>>need no negotiation
I like this
thank you dear J.J for this funny article
[GRADE="00BFFF FFA500 32CD32 FF1493 800080"]Aseel ...
sweetheart I'm so glad to see you laughing ....
Thank you dear 4 your nice & kind words ... [/GRADE]
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[GRADE="00BFFF FFA500 32CD32 FF1493 800080"]Meant 2 be ...
Of course you have to admit that we are smarter soon or later ...
& I'm happy that you've did it very soon hehehehehehe[/GRADE]
you know dear J.J
that's one of your great topics
and you know what I liked more than any thing else
It's the fact that we are smarter
those were really funny thanx dear
marygain
thanks for passing by dear ...
Willi
welcome back sweety .. we missed you ...
I'm glad that you liked the topic ...
thankx a million ....
thanks alot and hope to see more
God bless you
Habeeb
You are welcome ...
thanks 4 passing by & reading ...
don't worry I have more like this one >>>> loooool
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