[align=left]OOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhh dear god
If I could just lay my hands on you I would have killed you
I was really interested to know what's the matter & you surprise me like that
But I liked it
Thanks [/center]
[color=#144273][align=left]!Come on! Open it
The followin is a conversation in an expensive shop
.........in London. A man and a woman walked in and
?Salesman: Can I help you
.Woman: Yes, we're looking for a watch. It's for me
?Salesman: I see. What price are you interested in
.Man: The price dosen't matter. But it must be a gold watch
Salesman: Hmm....... something like this, perhaps. It's one
.of your best watches. Made in Switzerland. Fully aytomatic
.........With a calendar and
?Man: It's nice...... but haven't you got anything better
Salesman: Better? Better than this? Well, we have some
Orly de luxe watches........ probably the best watches in
the world. But I'm afraid they're far more expensive than
.......this one. They cost
?Man: Would you show us one, please
?Woman: Yes, could we see one of them, please
.Salesman: They're in the manager's office
......You see, we don't
?Man: Could you possibly get one or two of them now
Salesman: Er..... yes, of course. Would you wait here for
?a moment, please
.He goes to the manager's office and knocks on the door
.Manager: Come in
......Salesman: Mr. Crawford, I have two customers who
!Woman: All right! Hands up! Stand over there
.......Manager/Salesman: What in the world:eek:
!Man: Shut up! And open the safe! Come on! Open it
.Manager: I ......... I can't open it
.Man: What do you mean? You must open it
.Manager: You told me to put my hands up
?How can I open the safe with my hands up[/center]
:D
:D :D :D
:D
التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة Instigator ; 18-07-2005 الساعة 03:15 PM
If things do not turn as we wish, we
.should wish for them as they turn out
[align=left]OOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhh dear god
If I could just lay my hands on you I would have killed you
I was really interested to know what's the matter & you surprise me like that
But I liked it
Thanks [/center]
التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة enigma ; 18-07-2005 الساعة 03:22 PM
عفوا ......!!
حتى صمت العالم تبدد .......!!
إلا صمتي في كل حين يتجدد .......!!
,Dear enigma
.I hope you are fine now
.Take everything so nice and easy
Anyway, thanks for your
.passing by and telling opinion
Best regards
TrOuBLMaKeR
If things do not turn as we wish, we
.should wish for them as they turn out
Instigator
I was engrossed ,reading the conversation
and this was the end
enigma
If you want to kill Instigator I''m ready to help you
:D Nice one Instigator
:D
My restless soul has yet not content
I found not the thing I want
I wonder and look and think again
Then I give up and start where I began
There is something I don't understand either the world or myself
****************************
[glint]Although I'm not alone,, I feel lonely[/glint] !!!!
درة المشـــاعر
?you are a bloody thug, aren't you
No matter if you both want to kill me because
!!!!!!!!!!!I will be dead by your soft hands
.I hope you like it
Best regards
TrOuBLMaKeR
التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة Instigator ; 19-07-2005 الساعة 11:22 AM
If things do not turn as we wish, we
.should wish for them as they turn out
,lonliness
.it has been long time to see you
.I am glad to see you replying to my thread
.Welcome back
.Thanks for passing by and comment
If things do not turn as we wish, we
.should wish for them as they turn out
ابو علي
.thanks for passing by and laughing
Best regards
If things do not turn as we wish, we
.should wish for them as they turn out
loooooooooooool
Instigator
nice
and Thanks
,wisam0
.thanks for passing by and nice comment
If things do not turn as we wish, we
.should wish for them as they turn out
guys if Yasser is missed or killed in a suicide bomb accident I AM THE KILLER
gosh what an end u r really trouble maker but not 4 long
say ur prayers daydreamer is coming
hahahahahaha just kidding bro
[move=up]Daydreamer[/move]
The worest thing in the world is a wasted talent
[hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai
so funny
Instigator
.
,daydreamer
.from now on, I have to take care
.and be aware of bloody killers like you
Thanks a lot for passing by
.and informing me your plan bomb
التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة Instigator ; 25-07-2005 الساعة 10:24 PM
If things do not turn as we wish, we
.should wish for them as they turn out
,THE DARK MAN
.I am glad to see you here, pal
.Thanks a lot for passing by
If things do not turn as we wish, we
.should wish for them as they turn out
hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
it's very nice
but i want to learn that i don't a bloodly killer
thanks brother
,زهرة وفى
.you have a nice and a soft laughter
.Thanks for passing by and comment
التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة Instigator ; 25-07-2005 الساعة 10:39 PM
If things do not turn as we wish, we
.should wish for them as they turn out
Really great
I love it very much
You guys bring somethings I don't know
where did you get it...
??can you tell me or it's a secret
ENJOY
اسيــ حبه ــرة
.it is not a secret
.Acually, I copied it from a book of mine
.Thanks for passing by and comment
If things do not turn as we wish, we
.should wish for them as they turn out
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