LoooooooooooooooL
Thanks alot dear sister ... I really
enjoy this post .. Keep on posting such
lovely and wounderful posts
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Every man should get married some time; after all,
happiness is not the
only thing in life!!
--Anonymous
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair
that some men should
be happier than others.
--Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for
two years.
--Sam Kinison
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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you
expensive answers that your
wife will give you for free.
--Anonymous
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Bachelors know more about women than married men;
if they didn't, they'd
be married too.
--H. L. Mencken
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later;for
another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken
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- "A man without a woman is like a fish without a
bicycle."
- U2
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- Marriage is a three-ring circus:
--engagement ring
---wedding ring
---suffering
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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows
why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
wonders why.
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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
her way back to home
always.
--Anonymous
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
anniversary?" She
said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her,
"How about the kitchen?"
--Anonymous
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
--Anonymous
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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.Then
the mud fell
off.
--Anonymous
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too
late for the
garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump
in."
--Anonymous
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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses
to get to
married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature
handcuffs....."
--Anonymous
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife yelling at
the
frontdoor, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after u
let him in!
--Anonymous
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his
dearly parted mother
and
started back toward his car when his attention was
diverted to
another
man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be
praying with
profound
intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to
die? Why did you
have to die?" The first man approached him and said,
"Sir, I don't
wish to
interfere with your private grief, but this
demonstration of pain in
is
more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you
mourn so? Deeply? A
child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect
himself, then
replied "My wife's first husband."
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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband
leaned over, made a
wish
and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she
leaned over too
much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband
was stunned for awhile
but then smiled " It really works ! "[/center]
التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة SuPeRLaRk ; 07-12-2005 الساعة 04:50 PM
LoooooooooooooooL
Thanks alot dear sister ... I really
enjoy this post .. Keep on posting such
lovely and wounderful posts
ENJOY
looooooooooooooool
that was sooooo funny
I really enjoyed it
thanx a lot bro 4 sharing it with us
haaaaaaaahhy
thanks my brother
thanks
for
this
keep on
please
اسيــــــــــــ حبة ـــــــــره
الغالية
زهرة وفى
THANKS FOR YOUR PASSING
AND COMMENTS
THIS MAKE ME FULL OF JOY!!!
التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة SuPeRLaRk ; 09-12-2005 الساعة 04:48 AM
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