that's soo funy u make me laugh
thank u sweety
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An advice from a friend who really cares for you
Money
It can buy you a house
But not a home
It can buy you a clock
But not time
It can buy you a position
but not respect
It can buy you a bed
But not sleep
It can buy you a book
But not knowledge
It can buy you medicine
But not health
It can buy you blood
But not life
So you see money isn't everything
And it often causes pain and suffering
I tell you this because I am your friend
And as your friend I want to
Take away your pain and suffering
SoSend me all your money
And i will suffer for you
Cash only please
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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this
case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep
it.
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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" اللهم استعملني في طاعتك "
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أستغفر الله العظيم التواب الرحيم لذنبي
وللمسلمين والمسلمات و المؤمنين والمؤمنات
الأحياء منهم والأموات إلى يوم الدين
that's soo funy u make me laugh
thank u sweety
thank u sooooooooo much
loooööoool
That was AwsOMe =D
I liked that waiter reply hehe I would punsh him and feed him that chicken lol
Thanks sister for those lovely jokes
U just gave me the smile for my day ^_^
Take care
looooool
That was AwsOMe =D
I liked that waiter reply hehe I would punsh him and feed him that chicken lol
Thanks sister for those lovely jokes
U just gave me the smile for my day ^_^
Take care
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" اللهم استعملني في طاعتك "
/
أستغفر الله العظيم التواب الرحيم لذنبي
وللمسلمين والمسلمات و المؤمنين والمؤمنات
الأحياء منهم والأموات إلى يوم الدين
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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
looooooooooooooooooooool
What a reply !!!!
So his mind is there
:)
though it's against us but I liked it
SoooSooo
Thanks sister for making me laugh
:)
hahahahahahhahhah
loooooooooooooooooool
very funy
thanx so much
اللهم اني توكلت عليك ..
استغفر الله الذي لااله الا هو واتوب إليه
اللهم ارضى عني وارضني ...
soooo funny i liked these jokes thaaaaaanks soosoo ilove your topics
useful word
thank u my dear
سبحان الله
الحمدلله ولااله الا الله
والله اكبر
صلوا على محمد ,,
yes you're' right money isn't everything it's just a mean
I tell you this because I am your friend
And as your friend I want to
Take away your pain and suffering
SoSend me all your money
And i will suffer for you
Cash only please
looooooooooooooooooooolDiner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
thank you so much
Have a wonderful day
Thanks a lot!
That was both useful and funny!
Tomorrow isn't only another day; it is also another chance!
so funny
thank you my dear sister for sharing us
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" اللهم استعملني في طاعتك "
/
أستغفر الله العظيم التواب الرحيم لذنبي
وللمسلمين والمسلمات و المؤمنين والمؤمنات
الأحياء منهم والأموات إلى يوم الدين
you've got me laughing
funny as hell
:)
you'll never find a meaning for " homie " in AL-Wafi translator , so try somethin better like Oxford or longman , cause a word like " Homie " has many meaning
hhhhhhhhhhhhh
fnnny jokes daer
thankyou
سبحاااااااااااااااااااان الله وبحمده سبحااااااااااااااااااان الله العظيم
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