SauDi JOKEs????^_^ ??????l

[Miss-Thought]

I hope they'll make u laugh!l
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A man from Saudi Arabia fell in love with a srilankan woman

He kidnapped her and took her to the desert

So when she saw all the sand she said:l

ana no kanniss killo

hhhhhhhhhhh, please laugh till you cry hhhhhhhhhh


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two idiots were really high and they were walkin in the middle of the city, one of the guys stops next to a 5 story apartment buildin and says "dont u think this building looks weird here? it doesnt belong here, we should try pushin it

So his friend agrees and they both try with all their power to push that building to the other side

ten mins later the 1st guy says he's really hot so he takes his coat off and places it 2 feet away, and they continue pushing the building

A passer by walks by them and takes the coat and throws it across the street

The 2nd guy tells his friend "heyyy we need to stop, cuz its not going anywhere, we cant push this building

His friend tells him "yes we can! and we have! just look at how far we are from my coat!l

hehehehe well, it sounds better in Arabic

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A Saudi and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game

The Saudi, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun
He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5." Again, the saudi declines and tries to get some sleep

The American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500

This gets the Saudi's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game

The American asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"l

The Saudi doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5 bill, and hands it to the American

Okay," says the American, "your turn

So the Saudi asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"l

The American thinks about it. No answer

Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer!l

He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers. Checks the input. All to no avail!l
Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Saudi and hands him $500

The Saudi thanks him and turns back to get his sleep

The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Saudi and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"l

Without a word, the Saudi reaches into his wallet, hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep



he didn't know the answer himself

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really Saudi people are the masters of intelligence, i like this joke l

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You know that you are Saudi when


You have a Persian rug in every room

You actually like yogurt drinks

After a family meal, the women fight to the death over who should wash the dishes while the men sit on their behinds and discuss politics, waiting for their coffee

Your parents want you to become a doctor or engineer

You use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out

You have at least thirty cousins<<<<<< mashallah

You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal. ...all arbs are late- all the time!l

You are standing next to the largest suitcases at the Airport

You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house

You say bye 17 times on the phone

Your mother does everything for you if you are male

You do all the housework and cooking if you are female

Your relatives alone could populate a small city<<<<<< lol mashallah

If you study abroad then you go back to your country, people will treat you like a member of...the royal family<<<<<<<< ahm ahm

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I know these arent that funny....but...LAUGH IT OFF~!l

[إجتماعي]

LooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL
So funnnnny

regarding Saudi and an American
I heard before but it was 7adrmi and American
thanks miss thought

by the way

about :
You know that you are Saudi when
most of them are truth

[Miss-Thought]

LooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL
So funnnnny

regarding Saudi and an American
I heard before but it was 7adrmi and American
thanks miss thought

by the way

about :
You know that you are Saudi when
most of them are truth

THANKS SO MUCH for reading my last topic
take care

[prettyالسبهه]

LoooooooooooooooooooooooooooL
am laughing cuz u r angry
hay honey do not be like that
and I hope u change ur mine cuz I wanna u be with us
plz miss thought do not leav us
I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed u

[ツأميمة الأحمديツ]

[smack]

So funnnnny
Thankssssssss

[hot-meme=girl]

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy Stop

befor saying anything about the topic

what's up?? i didn't understand any thing

Is that true u wanna leave sweety

No .When . Where . an' How?????????????? Please don't leve us


Wallahy we loved u so much honey

[hot-meme=girl]

Wallahy i liked ur jokes so much

especially the one about Saudi & American


Your mother does everything for you if you are male

In Addition


Ur parents do whatever their son want but when it turens to the poor girl ,she hears one word NO an' some times When u get married do whatever u wan >>>>> i suffer from thes so much