asalam alikom
those people are more than crazy
the didnot have minds
hah ah ahhaha ha
thanx
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[GLOW="CC0099"] Crazy people talk[/GLOW]
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red .
The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"
Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
An elderly gentleman of 85 feared his wife was getting hard of hearing. So one day he called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked. The Doctor made an appointment for a hearing test in two weeks, and meanwhile there's a simple informal test the husband could do to give the doctor some idea of the state of her problem.
"Here's what you do," said the doctor, "start out about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen making dinner, and he's in the living room. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
Then in a normal tone he asks, "Honey, what's for supper?" No response.
So the husband moved to the other end of the room, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for supper?" Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for supper?" Again he gets no response.
So he walks up to the kitchen door, only 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?" Again there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for supper?"
"Damn it Earl, for the fifth time, CHICKEN!"
Nice jokes sister
Thanks
They are really crazy people
nice topic
thank u dear sis
تــفارقــنا فــراق عيــون
لكــن ... القلوب أحــباب .. تمنــيت الســعادة لـــكــ
ولو معــ واحـــدِ ..... غيــــري,,
ترغيب
Though the second one is repeated
But the first one is new and very funny
Thanks sweetie
Keep smiling
عفوا ......!!
حتى صمت العالم تبدد .......!!
إلا صمتي في كل حين يتجدد .......!!
as my sister Marygain said
I laugh crazily
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
thanks dear for nice jokes :)
loooooooooool
their supper was chicken as ours loooooooooool
hehehehehe
but never mind faifth or 1000000th
loooooooooooool
thanx sister
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الحساب الأول وهو خاص بمادة اللغة الانجليزية
http://www.4shared.com/dir/9540021/6...7/sharing.html
الحساب الثاني وهو ايضاً مكمل للغة الانجليزية مع بعض الخلفيات
والملفات العربية الطيبة وبرنامج نور على الدرب لأبن باز رحمه الله
http://www.4shared.com/dir/20133589/...0/sharing.html
والحساب الثالث والاخير هو حساب اسلامي عام
http://www.4shared.com/dir/8109169/b...e/sharing.html
يوتيوب
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hhhhhhhhhh
I liked the first one
They might be insane but I find them so innocent
hhhhhhhhhh
Thanks alot for sharing them with us
its sooooooo hard but thanks sooooooo much
God bless you
very funny
thanx honey for sharing them
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