May your life be full of smiles and happiness as you are trying your
best to make us smile
:D :D
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"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
-Patrick, age 10
"When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?'
Don't answer."
-Hannah, age 9
Never tell your Mom her diet's not working."
-Michael, age 14
"Stay away from prunes."
-Randy, age 9
"Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to."
-Emily, age 10
"When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let
her brush your hair."
-Taylia, age 11
"Never let your three-year old brother in
the same room as your school assignment."
-Traci, age 14
"A puppy always has bad breath--even after eating a Tic-Tac."
- Andrew, age 9
"Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time."
- Kyoyo, age 11
"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."
-Amir, age 9
"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."
-Kellie, age 11 "If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."
-Naomi, age 15
"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick."
-Lauren, age 9
"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."
-Joel, age 10
"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your
Mom when she's on the phone."
-Alyesha, age 13
"Never try to baptize a cat."
-Eileen, age 8
May your life be full of smiles and happiness as you are trying your
best to make us smile
thank you so so thankxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
this all my wishes sister to give u a big smile
thanks nosa
you keep us smiling all the day
keep on
اللهم اغفر لوالدي وارحمة وعافه واعف عنه واكرم نزله ووسع مدخله
واغسله بالماء والثلج والبرد ونقه من الذنوب والخطايا
كــمــا ينقى الثـــوب الابيض مــن الــدنس
اللــــهم واته بالاحسان احسانا وبالسيأت عفواً وغفــــراناً
u make me happy about ur beautiful smiling
hi nosa
i wish you happy in your life
thank you my sister
welcome
zahrat wafi
me 2 darling
thankx 4 passing
goodluck
complements
[align=left]?Do you know who really you are
.You are my shining star
,Even when you are so far
.I would have a supercar[/center]
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
i think u be a super star not car
thanks 4 ur passing super brother
thank you very
nice one
thank u dear sis
keep it up
they were realy funny sayings,
thanks alot my sister
Never trust a dog to watch your food."
-Patrick, age 10
"When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?'
Don't answer
Thanx alot my dear
يـا كِثْرْ مًـآ يًطْرِي عَ ـلَى ـآ البًآل تَوقِيعْ ,
ولًآ شِفْتِلِي تًـوقِيعْ يِرْضِي غُ ـرُورِي .!
إِنْ مً ـآ حَ ـصْلْ تًوْقٍيعْ فُوقْ التُوَاقِ ـيعْ ,
ولًآ عَ ـنْ التَوْقِيعْ يَكْفِي حُ ـضُوـورِي .!
loooooooooooool
thanx nosa
your threads could be renew
every time
excellent
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[][لا يبلغ المجد الا سيد فطن لما يشق على السادات فعال
لولا المشقه ساد الناس كلهم الجود يفقروالاقدام قتال
[frame="6 80"]my lovely members
ur passing had brought a smile to my heart. Thanks
Regards
[glint]nosa [/glint][/frame]
HaHaHa
hahahahahahahahahahahah
think you
opss sorry I meant
THANK YOU
التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة Salsa ; 10-04-2006 الساعة 12:12 AM
Salsa
التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة nosa ; 10-04-2006 الساعة 01:35 AM
very nice jokes
thanks nosa
There is nothing much better than arousing a smile on someone's face
Thanks dear nosa for doing so
Dear sisters
[GLINT]Library2[/GLINT]
&
[GLINT]so quite[/GLINT]
thanks 4 ur visiting
u make me happy
MAY God bless u honey
(:
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الحساب الأول وهو خاص بمادة اللغة الانجليزية
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الحساب الثاني وهو ايضاً مكمل للغة الانجليزية مع بعض الخلفيات
والملفات العربية الطيبة وبرنامج نور على الدرب لأبن باز رحمه الله
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والحساب الثالث والاخير هو حساب اسلامي عام
http://www.4shared.com/dir/8109169/b...e/sharing.html
يوتيوب
واجمل المنى للجميع [/MARK]
Thanks alot
Keep on
accept my passing
try 2 reach
E.T.Reem
Welcome
I wish you happiness
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