Wife vs. Husband

[J.J]

WIFE vs. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."





W O R D S


A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "what ?"




CREATION


A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.., "The wife responded, "Allow me to explain, God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"




The Silent Treatment


A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00am." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight....
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM, Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests....




Remember :
women are always smarter ...

with my best regards to you all ...

[؛ ضحكة الماضي ؛]

Thanks alot

[enigma]

The silence treatment drove me nuts





The poor guy thought he could play it by his rules


How pathetic





Thanks dear J.J for this funny thread

We need such things now to change the mood of examinations

[Palestinian Pearl]

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

They are so funny I liked them too much especially " yep, in-law"

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

and some of the I had read in the Jihad Al-Khazen's column in newspaper

Thanks my dear sister J.J for sharing a nice smile :) with us

I wish you all the BEST

with my regards,

your sister,

[ابواصيل]

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Remember :
women are always smarter ...




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?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHAT



Thanx J.J

[مخاوي الدمعه]

I owe you one

[Meant To be]

Hehehehe


:) Funny ones, they're old though


But wiat a second


Who lied to you that you're smarter :) o


Thanks J.J for sharing'em with us

[J.J]

[GRADE="00BFFF FFA500 32CD32 FF1493 800080"]ضحكة الماضي

you are welcome ...

thanks 4 passing by and reading ...



enigma

oh hi dear ..I'm gald to see you here...

I knew you would like the silent treatment ....

thanks honey for passing by ...

keep smiling ..

See ya [/GRADE]

[J.J]

[GRADE="00BFFF FFA500 32CD32 FF1493 800080"]Palestinian Pearl

first of all welcome dear sister in our lovely club ...

hope you'll enjoy being here with us ...

and thanks for passing by and reading the thread ...[/GRADE]

[J.J]

[GRADE="00BFFF FFA500 32CD32 FF1493 800080"]Abu A9eel

Do you have any doubt that women aren't smarter than you men????? looooooool

any way thanks for passing from here brother .... [/GRADE]

[J.J]

مخاوي الدمعه ..

[GRADE="00BFFF FFA500 32CD32 FF1493 800080"]

Thanks 4 passing by brother[/GRADE]
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[GRADE="00BFFF FFA500 32CD32 FF1493 800080"]Meant to be [/GRADE]


What do you mean " they're old though'????

can't you just pass by without telling every body that it's old !!!!!!

and of course we are smarter than you .... why are you doubting this fact hahahahahaha

nice to see you here brother ..

thankx again ...

[Aseel]

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A couple drove down a country road for several miles not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."




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hhhhhhhhhhhh


I burst into laughing


They're so funny


I like that one the most


hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh





She knew how to reply hhhhhhhhhhhhhh




he deserved that reply



Honey ofcourse women are smarter


See, that's a fact >>> needs no negotiation


lol


Thanks sweetheart for your incredible topics in the club

[Aseel]

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Who lied to you that you're smarter :) o




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Who lied to you and told you we are not

[Meant To be]

Who lied to you and told you we are not

Alright


I'll give up then , as you're looking for some troubles with me :) o


You're smarter no doubt, but don't believe everything you hear, lol

[marygain]

Oh .....I smell a fire of war here

dear Aseel...........don't worry

I am here to support you

loooooooooooooooooool

and as you said

""women are smart is a fact>>>>need no negotiation

I like this

thank you dear J.J for this funny article

[J.J]

[GRADE="00BFFF FFA500 32CD32 FF1493 800080"]Aseel ...

sweetheart I'm so glad to see you laughing ....

Thank you dear 4 your nice & kind words ... [/GRADE]


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[GRADE="00BFFF FFA500 32CD32 FF1493 800080"]Meant 2 be ...

Of course you have to admit that we are smarter soon or later ...

& I'm happy that you've did it very soon hehehehehehe[/GRADE]

[Wiill Vandom]

you know dear J.J
that's one of your great topics
and you know what I liked more than any thing else
It's the fact that we are smarter
those were really funny thanx dear

[J.J]

marygain

thanks for passing by dear ...

[J.J]

Willi

welcome back sweety .. we missed you ...

I'm glad that you liked the topic ...

thankx a million ....

[habeeb]

thanks alot and hope to see more
God bless you

[J.J]

Habeeb

You are welcome ...

thanks 4 passing by & reading ...

don't worry I have more like this one >>>> loooool