wives

[The tolerant]

Agooo













When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.



David Bissonette











After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.



Sacha Guitry











By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates













Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.



Anonymous











The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?



Dumas











I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.


Sigmund Freud











'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'



Anonymous











'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'


Sam Kinison











'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'



James Holt McGavra











Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.



Patrick Murra











The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....



Nash











You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.


Anonymous











My wife and I were happy for twenty years Then we met.



Henny Youngman










A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.




Rodney Dangerfield











A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'


Anonymous











First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

[مخاوي الدمعه]

Nice ,wise funny and realy words
Thanks a lot

[special miss]

Nice topic, dear friend. But are we really that hard to manage? Ha Ha Ha

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?



Dumas

I believe the answer is simpler than you think.
Thanks for the very interesting topic.

[The tolerant]

thank you for passing by i hope it is useful
and i think women are big secret