Just for A Laugh

[BloumagrieT]

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An advice from a friend who really cares for you

Money

It can buy you a house

But not a home

It can buy you a clock

But not time

It can buy you a position

but not respect

It can buy you a bed

But not sleep

It can buy you a book

But not knowledge

It can buy you medicine

But not health

It can buy you blood

But not life

So you see money isn't everything

And it often causes pain and suffering

I tell you this because I am your friend

And as your friend I want to

Take away your pain and suffering

SoSend me all your money

And i will suffer for you

Cash only please




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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?

Customer: What other colors do you have?
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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.

Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this

case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?

Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!

Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!

Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!

Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep
it.
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

Son: That's why I say she's no good!



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[الجـــازي]

that's soo funy u make me laugh


thank u sweety

[oJgJI JIjJj]

thank u sooooooooo much

[M.o_o.N]

loooööoool
That was AwsOMe =D
I liked that waiter reply hehe I would punsh him and feed him that chicken lol
Thanks sister for those lovely jokes
U just gave me the smile for my day ^_^
Take care

[M.o_o.N]

looooool
That was AwsOMe =D
I liked that waiter reply hehe I would punsh him and feed him that chicken lol
Thanks sister for those lovely jokes
U just gave me the smile for my day ^_^
Take care

[BloumagrieT]

that's soo funy u make me laugh


thank u sweety

الجــــازي

Glad you loved dearest

and welcome to the club sister

[BloumagrieT]

thank u sooooooooo much

oJgJI JIjJj

You're most welcome brother

Thanks for passing by

[BloumagrieT]

looooool
That was AwsOMe =D
I liked that waiter reply hehe I would punsh him and feed him that chicken lol
Thanks sister for those lovely jokes
U just gave me the smile for my day ^_^
Take care

Renoa

hahahaha

That's evil .. emagine him dizzy with his mouth opened

after that punch .. serves him right

Your post made me smile too

Thanks for passsing bu sweetie

[DR AHLAIN]

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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!

looooooooooooooooooooool



What a reply !!!!


So his mind is there





:)



though it's against us but I liked it




SoooSooo



Thanks sister for making me laugh



:)

[مـلاك]

hahahahahahhahhah

loooooooooooooooooool

very funy

thanx so much

[مهـرة الـروح]

soooo funny i liked these jokes thaaaaaanks soosoo ilove your topics

[^lady manal^]

useful word
thank u my dear

[حسام III]

yes you're' right money isn't everything it's just a mean

I tell you this because I am your friend

And as your friend I want to

Take away your pain and suffering

SoSend me all your money

And i will suffer for you

Cash only please

Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!

Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?

loooooooooooooooooooool


thank you so much

Have a wonderful day

[نوووووت]

[special miss]

Thanks a lot!
That was both useful and funny!

[rose rani]

so funny
thank you my dear sister for sharing us

[BloumagrieT]

looooooooooooooooooooool



What a reply !!!!


So his mind is there





:)



though it's against us but I liked it




SoooSooo



Thanks sister for making me laugh



:)

DR AHLAIN

hmmmm

Now that's what we call a fair post



hahahaha



I should be fair too and say not all of men are the same

Thank you brother for passing by

Be always happy and healthy

[BloumagrieT]

hahahahahahhahhah

loooooooooooooooooool

very funy

thanx so much

ملاك

Glad you loved it

Thanks for passing by

sweet angel

[BloumagrieT]

soooo funny i liked these jokes thaaaaaanks soosoo ilove your topics

مهرة بلا جواد

Glad you loved them sweetie

Be always happy and keep smiling dearest

[Homie]

you've got me laughing

funny as hell

:)

[BloumagrieT]

useful word
thank u my dear

^lady manal^

Thanks for dropping by

Be always happy and blessed

[الاسيرة]

hhhhhhhhhhhhh

fnnny jokes daer

thankyou

[BloumagrieT]

yes you're' right money isn't everything it's just a mean





loooooooooooooooooooool


thank you so much

Have a wonderful day

حسام3

Thank you for passing by and Glad you loved it

[BloumagrieT]

نووووت

Thank you my dear for passing

[BloumagrieT]

Thanks a lot!
That was both useful and funny!

special miss

Welcome dearest

Thanks for the lovely passing