funny stories

[Petunia]

Best Known Man In The World

There was a man named Sulio and Sulio knew EVERYONE in the whole world!!!


Once when Sulio got a new job, Sulio says to his new boss, "Boss, I know everyone in the whole world!
" His boss doesn't believe him, so he says "No you do not know everyone in the whole world" but Sulio says "Yes I do!"
so Sulio's boss says "Well prove it!" then Sulio says "Pick someone... and I know them!"


Well Sulio's boss thinks for a minute and then comes up with a name.
"Tom Selleck! I bet you don't know Tom Selleck!" Sulio says "Tom Selleck! Tom and I were in boy scouts together
when we were kids!" but Sulio's boss says "No you weren't!" then Sulio says "Yes we were!"
so they fly to Hollywood and drive up to Tom Selleck's house. Sulio knocks on the door
and Tom Selleck answers and Sulio goes "Tom!!!" and Tom goes "Sulio!" and they hug and catch up for 30 minutes
and Sulio's boss can't believe it. But then he thinks "Well that could happen, it's just one person,"
so he tells Sulio and Sulio says "OK, pick somebody else!"


This time Sulio's boss has someone in mind! "The president, Bill Clinton! You don't know Bill Clinton!
" but Sulio says "Oh yes I do! Bill and I were on debate team together in college!" Sulio's boss says "No you weren't!"
and Sulio says "Yes we were!" so they fly to Washington and they catch up with the President at a press conference.
They work their way through the crowd until Sulio get's close enough to catch Clinton's eye and waves "Bill!"
and the President waves "Sulio!" and after the press conference they hug and catch up for 30 minutes
and Sulio's boss is stunned-- he can't believe it. But then he thinks "Well that's just two people
in one country-- that doesn't mean he knows everyone in the whole world!" so
he tells Sulio and Sulio says "OK, pick someone out of the world spectrum and I know them!"


And Sulio's boss knows just who to pick so he says "The Pope!
You do not know the Pope!" and Sulio says "The Pope! The Pope BAPTIZED me!" and Sulio's boss says
"No he didn't!" and Sulio says "Yes he did!" so they fly to Rome where the Pope is giving Mass
in front of hundreds of thousands of people. They work their way through the crowd--
without much luck-- so Sulio says "Boss, we're never gonna get there together through all these people
so I tell you what--I'll work my way up there and when I do, I'll give you a sign that shows you
I know the Pope!" and he leaves. Well Sulio's boss waits and waits and waits and just when he's about to give up,
he sees the Pope come out onto the balcony and right there beside him is Sulio!


Shortly afterwards, Sulio's boss passes out. Sulio comes back and finds his boss passed out
and he fans him and says "Boss! Boss! Wake up!" and when his boss comes to,
he asks "Boss what happened?" Sulio's boss looks at Sulio and says "OK, I can see Tom Selleck.
I can see Bill Clinton... hell, I can even take the Pope! But when somebody standing next to me asks
'Who's that up there with Sulio?' that's a little more than I can take!


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The Boss and The Trainee

A Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"

No", replied the trainee.

"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!" The man shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"

"No", replied the Managing Director. "Thats Good!", replied the trainee and put down the phone!

HaHa! I hope you learn from this and that this never happens to you!!

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[سعودي انجلش]

thanks
well done

[motyri]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh it is funny who does not know the pope lol

i will kill my self if someone asks me such a question lol

thanks dear

[M.o_o.N]

loooooooool


But I don't know that

Sulio



Pink Pink

very nice jokes dear ^_^

thanks alot

[Petunia]

brother سعودي انجلش

thanks for your reply brother

you most welcome..for your passing
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brother motyei

yes you aright me too if i were in the man's place ,i would kill myselfe

loool thanks brother for your passing

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Renoa sweety

looool i felt happy when i found your reply dear

you are welcome dear ^_^

[MisS shy]

pink-pen
it`s really funny stories .so many thanks dear sister 4 sharing us .Allah may protect u ..

[Petunia]

MisS shy

you are welcome dear aslo you thank you for sharing your reply

best wishes sister

[mrmreka]

pink-pen

Thank you very much my sister is great as your habit
Receptive my passing

[مهـرة الـروح]

hehehehe

so funny

i liked ur jokes

thx honey

[Petunia]

mrmreka

thanks dear for visiting my topic no need to say thank you
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مهره بلا جواد

loool glad dear you liked it thanks for you passing

[sea breeze]

pink-pen

nice stories honey

it's my pleasure to be here

may Allah bless you

keep going dear

[الواثقة بالله]

Thanks

Great stories

[BloumagrieT]

pink-pen

It's very funny indeed

Thank you sister for the fun I had here

Be always happy and blessed

[Petunia]

see breeze

you are the nicest honey

thanks for passing

May Allah bless you too dear

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الواثقه بالله

really apprecaite your visiting dear

you are most welcome

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SoOo SoOo

really glad sweety to find here

thanks for the nice words that you saied

May Allah keeps you save dear

for you all sisters

[:lost lady:]

It's very funny
Thanks for sharing us
waiting for more Sis

[postgraduate]

Funny short stories .Thanks for sharing them

[Petunia]

brother pastgraduate

you are welcome thanks for your visiting and reply


best wishes