thanks for this nice and funny topic
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply matter..."
be careful boys from this situation
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich.
"Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing... "
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2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
"Marry him." -That's Advertising. .."
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3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me - That's Telemarketing. .."
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4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations... "
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5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:"You are very rich!
"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition. .."
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6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."
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7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply matter..."
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8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."
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9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."
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By the way "Gorgeous" it means kinda pretty
Regards,
And hope that you all learned good info about Marketting lol
thanks for this nice and funny topic
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply matter..."
be careful boys from this situation
Šάd Pяίηcξ
Welcome to the club brother
Hope you like it here
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It's surely funny
I loved it when the husband took part in this marketting thing
I just can imagine what's gonna happen to this poor guy
hahaha
Thanks again
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" اللهم استعملني في طاعتك "
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أستغفر الله العظيم التواب الرحيم لذنبي
وللمسلمين والمسلمات و المؤمنين والمؤمنات
الأحياء منهم والأموات إلى يوم الدين
Šάd Pяίηcξ
It's really funny I enjoyed reading it
thanks for sharing
best luck
You know What
?
When I read the title I thought it's serious Business topic
!!
but it turned to be sooooooooooooo amusing
I loved this one the most
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."
Keep up Dearest
Where flowers bloom .. So does Hope
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thanks alot ..
that was so funny..
^^
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[CENTER].
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Did you ever feel like you wanna be
Someone else for just one day,
Did you ever feel like you wanna
See through another pair of eyes,
Did you ever think I'm a wannabe with
Anyone else for just one day,
Did you ever you really think of me when i walked away?.
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