looooooool
المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة GREEN-MOUNTAINالمشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة GREEN-MOUNTAIN
they never did good for their Mom
hehehehehe
thanx for the beautiful jok dear friend
it was tragedy [/B]
[size=2]Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors
and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together.
They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in
another city.
The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama.
"
The second said, " I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the
house.
"
The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her.
"
The fourth said, "You know how Mamma loved reading the Bible and you know
she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this
preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire bible. It took
twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a
year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mamma just has to
name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it.
"
The other brothers were impressed
.
After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes. She wrote:
"Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I
have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway.
"
"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries
delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks
."
"Michael, you gave me and expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could
hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm
nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the
same.
"
"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a
little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you[/size]."
looooooool
المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة GREEN-MOUNTAINالمشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة GREEN-MOUNTAIN
they never did good for their Mom
hehehehehe
thanx for the beautiful jok dear friend
it was tragedy [/B]
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الحساب الأول وهو خاص بمادة اللغة الانجليزية
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الحساب الثاني وهو ايضاً مكمل للغة الانجليزية مع بعض الخلفيات
والملفات العربية الطيبة وبرنامج نور على الدرب لأبن باز رحمه الله
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والحساب الثالث والاخير هو حساب اسلامي عام
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يوتيوب
واجمل المنى للجميع [/MARK]
Thank you dear brother Try to reach
wait for another joke right now heheheh
Green Mountain ,
I think the post is repeated . I have posted the same post ... I'll not move or delete it because it's the first time you post a reapted topic. Please , try to see if the topics you post are repeated or not .,,,
Thank you so much for being active.
well ,,, brother i didn't know about this
i am new in this section , thu i am a member in saudi english forums long time ago but i wasn't participating at all becuse lotz of things .........
but the real begining in this section was like 4 or maybe less than 3 days ago
i am sorry,,, and i apologize
brother T.Sultan my posts are new and they are not repeated ... guaranteed lol
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaaaaalittle thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you[/size
very funny story
thanx GREEN-MOUNTAIN
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