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    A025 This is so funny

    [size=2]Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors
    and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together.
    They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in
    another city.

    The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama.

    "
    The second said, " I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the
    house.

    "
    The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her.

    "
    The fourth said, "You know how Mamma loved reading the Bible and you know
    she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this
    preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire bible. It took
    twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a
    year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mamma just has to
    name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it.
    "
    The other brothers were impressed
    .
    After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes. She wrote:
    "Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I
    have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway.

    "
    "Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries
    delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks

    ."
    "Michael, you gave me and expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could
    hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm
    nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the
    same.

    "
    "Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a
    little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you[/size
    ]."

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    رد: This is so funny



    looooooool


    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة GREEN-MOUNTAIN
    After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes. She wrote:
    "Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I
    have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway.

    "
    "Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries
    delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks

    ."
    "Michael, you gave me and expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could
    hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm
    nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the
    same.
    Thank you[/size
    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة GREEN-MOUNTAIN
    ]."

    they never did good for their Mom

    hehehehehe

    thanx for the beautiful jok dear friend

    it was tragedy
    [/B]
    [MARK="CC66CC"]
    الحساب الأول وهو خاص بمادة اللغة الانجليزية
    http://www.4shared.com/dir/9540021/6...7/sharing.html
    الحساب الثاني وهو ايضاً مكمل للغة الانجليزية مع بعض الخلفيات
    والملفات العربية الطيبة وبرنامج نور على الدرب لأبن باز رحمه الله
    http://www.4shared.com/dir/20133589/...0/sharing.html
    والحساب الثالث والاخير هو حساب اسلامي عام
    http://www.4shared.com/dir/8109169/b...e/sharing.html
    يوتيوب


    واجمل المنى للجميع [/MARK]

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    Thank you dear brother Try to reach

    wait for another joke right now heheheh

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    Green Mountain ,


    I think the post is repeated . I have posted the same post ... I'll not move or delete it because it's the first time you post a reapted topic. Please , try to see if the topics you post are repeated or not .,,,



    Thank you so much for being active.

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    well ,,, brother i didn't know about this

    i am new in this section , thu i am a member in saudi english forums long time ago but i wasn't participating at all becuse lotz of things .........


    but the real begining in this section was like 4 or maybe less than 3 days ago


    i am sorry,,, and i apologize


    brother T.Sultan my posts are new and they are not repeated ... guaranteed lol

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    little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you[/size
    HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaaaaa



    very funny story


    thanx GREEN-MOUNTAIN

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