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الموضوع: Hey guys ...Are wives that bad

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    مميز الصورة الرمزية daydreamer
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    Thumbs up Hey guys ...Are wives that bad

    [align=left]Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
    There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is going thru hell.
    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted ". Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing : "You can have mine."
    When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
    It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.
    A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100, 000 I swear that we will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrote back, “I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."
    What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days." "But that ought to make you happy." "It did, but today is the last day"
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    مميز الصورة الرمزية daydreamer
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    [align=left]so tell me the truth of what u really think?????? do u think sometimes ur partener is bad or boring???and if u think he or she is ... can u tell me why....if u r not married yet can u tell me ur opinion about this issue [/center]
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    مميز الصورة الرمزية daydreamer
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    [align=left]i'm still waiting ur honest replies...so feel free[/center]...
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    انجليزي مبدع الصورة الرمزية Instigator
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    ,Hi Daydreamer
    .I am so happy to see you survive to be alive
    .Also, I am happy to see ypu posting threads in English Club

    .It's easy to tell if a man is married or not
    .Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him
    .If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married

    Of course, when I am driving, I have to handle the wheel with
    .both hands or I am going to have a terrible accident

    .Anyway, it depends on everyone's personality
    .Pesonally, I don't get bored with parteners I chose

    .However, it kind of truth and a matter we all suffer from


    LIFE GOES ON
    التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة Instigator ; 06-06-2005 الساعة 02:05 PM
    If things do not turn as we wish, we
    .should wish for them as they turn out

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    مميز الصورة الرمزية daydreamer
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    thanx Yasser

    [align=left]Anyway, it depends on everyone's personality
    .Pesonally, I don't get bored with parteners I chose
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    [align=left]if u don't get bored with parteners u chose that means u made a right choice and shows how mature u r ;) ....thank u YASSER for being alive. :D . . :D .heheheheheh ... and replying[/center]
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    انجليزي جديد
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    befor THE after was only alive and he has gone ..

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    انجليزي جديد الصورة الرمزية lonliness
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    May be wives are bad but certainly husbands are worst!!!!!!

    e.g; They don't say :make some tea only
    they say make some tea ,but it shouldn't be too sweet it shouldn't be heavy but it color should be dark!!! …….etc

    When you bring them that careful made tea
    ..........They say: I change my mind make me a coffee which should be

    Ha Ha Ha


    :D :D

    But I really think the bad one is the one who think they are two not one !!
    ***
    (With love & understanding life not only goes on it goes on smoothly and happily)
    My restless soul has yet not content
    I found not the thing I want
    I wonder and look and think again
    Then I give up and start where I began
    There is something I don't understand either the world or myself

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    [glint]Although I'm not alone,, I feel lonely[/glint] !!!!

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    Hey Daydreamer :)
    Thanks alot for this interesting topic
    Before I strat replying to ur topic read this:

    One woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Well, yes, but I married the wrong man."

    Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's
    degree and the woman gets her master's

    Some men define marriage as a very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

    Well, I think life desreves suffering
    One of the most beautiful suffering is getting married , even if u were lucky and got the right person , there should be some upsets. But these upsets are the salt of life . The problem is the amount of salt that is found in everyone's life differ from one person to another.
    Why do we always blame women ??!! Are men angels ? Are not they humans and commit mistakes and sometimes disastrous mistakes?
    So, it is not a matter of a man or a woman it is a matter how much do u love me and how much do u care for me for both?
    SO, if u r not ready for this kind of life give him or her a break
    We can not live without them , they can not live with out us.
    So we are even there is no winner, life is not a battle field.
    If wives are bad May be this is a cause not a reason.
    I hope I am clear?.

    Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
    * The Engagement Ring
    * The Wedding Ring
    * The Suffe-Ring
    * The Endu-Ring

    Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
    التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة Dr_subahi ; 07-06-2005 الساعة 07:29 AM

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    مميز الصورة الرمزية daydreamer
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    النمور

    befor THE after was only alive and he has gone


    dear alnamor don't be so pessimistic...the participants in replying are few here in this forum but they deserve surviving... just ignore the dead bodies..thank u 4 passing by
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    lonliness
    May be wives are bad but certainly husbands are worst!!!!!!

    e.g; They don't say :make some tea only
    they say make some tea ,but it shouldn't be too sweet it shouldn't be heavy but it color should be dark!!! …….etc

    When you bring them that careful made tea
    ..........They say: I change my mind make me a coffee which should be

    Ha Ha Ha






    But I really think the bad one is the one who think they are two not one !!
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    (With love & understanding life not only goes on it goes on smoothly and happily)
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    yeah men r so demandind...sometimes they like to be spoiled and treated like small children
    thank u dear lonliness
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    مميز الصورة الرمزية daydreamer
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    Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.



    who wanna join such an institution...looool
    thank u Dr.Subahi for giving me this honor 2 see u here sharing in one of my posts....
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    انجليزي جديد
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    [align=left]women are not bad[/center]
    ["align=left]you have to know that "women are from Venus and men are from Mars [/center] they are totally different
    there are differences
    and smart couples will figure them out

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    مميز الصورة الرمزية daydreamer
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    Haya

    smart couples will figure them out




    thats true haya
    thanx 4 passing by
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    انجليزي خبير الصورة الرمزية صمت
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    woman wants her man to take care of her...spoil her and look in her eyes ....THEN she will do everything 4 that spical one

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    مميز الصورة الرمزية daydreamer
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    woman wants her man to take care of her...spoil her and look in her eyes ....THEN she will do everything 4 that spical one


    thats true Samt...smart men who know really how to treat their wives live in heavenly happiness
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    شخصية بارزة الصورة الرمزية اسيــ حبه ــرة
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    Thanks day dreamer

    Altough I am not married ... but I will tell

    you my opinion ...

    I am with Instigator .. It depends on everyone

    personality... If he likes partners or not

    It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married

    It's not always... like my father he doesn't put his hands

    on the wheel... There is some exceptions

    Thanks sis. for gr8 issue

    ENJOY

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    مميز الصورة الرمزية daydreamer
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    [align=left]thanx aserat 7oboh
    yeah the examinations nightmare is finished so enjoy ur summer vacation....have fun...sleep,sleep and oversleep
    thanx babe
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    انجليزي جديد
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    i think men can easily win their wives' love and respect but a woman suffers to satisfy her husband
    from my experience and many married women complain that they have to be beautiful , gentle, obedient, good cook, good looking all the time, good mother, and these should be in one day and all at a time



    please married men try to tell your wives what you really want them to be
    اللهم اجعل قرة عيني في الصلاة






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    مميز الصورة الرمزية daydreamer
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    thanx HAYA u r absolutely right

    i think men can easily win their wives' love and respect but a woman suffers to satisfy her husband
    from my experience and many married women complain that they have to be beautiful , gentle, obedient, good cook, good looking all the time, good mother, and these should be in one day and all at a time



    please married men try to tell your wives what you really want them to be



    WARNING
    DO LISTEN TO HER MARRIED MEN
    :cool: :eek: :(
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