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In the corridor of a govt office was a signboard that read, `Do not make a noise`. Someone added the following
`Otherwise we may wake up`.
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Next Time Someone Presses
The Elevator Button You've
Already Pressed...
Act Totally Impressed
&
Tell Them :

"You Did It Way Better Than
Me... !!"

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How To complete the QURAN in Ramadan:
The Qur'an has 600 pages approx.. If you divide it on 30 days, that's 20 pages a day. You see, that's difficult to do right? But, if you divide it on the 5 prayers a day, it gets easier:
*If you read 4 pages after every salah in ramadan, then you've completed the Qur'an.
*If you want to complete the Qur'an twice, you read 4 pages before and after every salah.*
Imagine if you forward this message, how many people will benefit and complete the Qur'an. And it gets even better, because you would get the reward for them finding it easier to complete. InshaAllah. Jazak Allah khair. Dua's (nassim)

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If U R Sitting Among A
Group Of People &
Their Heads R Down
& Urs Is Up ,
Tht's Not The Proof
...That
U R 'Confident"
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You Just Don't Hve A
Mobile ... =P =D

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Why husbands should not answer

WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!
WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'
HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.
WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'
WIFE: 'You would?'
HUSBAND: .......?
WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'
HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'
WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'
HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'
WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do..'
WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'
HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'
WIFE: 'Would she wear my shoes'
HUSBAND: 'No, her size is 6.'
WIFE: -- silence
....... HUSBAND: 'Damn !!





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very funny end
^_^
a slip of a tongue
hahahahhahaha
I like it
Thanks a lot
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very funny end
^_^
a slip of a tongue
hahahahhahaha
I like it
Thanks a lot

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ACME

you are most welcome

[● Ṡeяεиiτч . . ☆]

Doctor doctor Jokes

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee
Have you tried taking the spoon out?

Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises!
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[IAM LEGEND]

بحر الاماان

thanx for this great story ... the women r very smart that is afact

[IAM LEGEND]

Why husbands should not answer

WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!
WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'
HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.
WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'
WIFE: 'You would?'
HUSBAND: .......?
WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'
HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'
WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'
HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'
WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do..'
WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'
HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'
WIFE: 'Would she wear my shoes'
HUSBAND: 'No, her size is 6.'
WIFE: -- silence
....... HUSBAND: 'Damn !!





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ACTUALLY IT MAKE ME LOUGH THANX IT WAS GREAT

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"The Dream is not what you see in sleep..,
Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep

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Fascinating Description In Every Detail
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Enjoy reading it
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Rubashov heard the sound of several people marching down the corridor in step. His first thought was: now the beating-up will start. He stopped in the middle of the cell, listening, his chin pushed forward. The marching steps came to a halt before one of the neighboring cells, a low command was heard, the keys jangled. Then there was silence.
Rubashov stood stiffly between the bed and the bucket, held his breath, and waited for the first scream. He remembered that the first scream, in which terror still predominated over physical pain, was usually the worst; what followed was already more bearable, one got used to it and after a time one could even draw conclusions on the method of torture from the tone and rhythm of the screams. Towards the end, most people behaved in the same way, however different they were in temperament and voice: the screams became weaker, changed over into whining and choking. Usually the door would slam soon after. The keys would jangle again; and the first scream of the next victim often came even before they had touched him, at the mere sight of the men in the doorway.
Rubashov stood in the middle of his cell and waited for the first scream. He rubbed his glasses on his sleeve and said to himself that he would not scream this time either, whatever happened to him. He repeated this sentence as if praying with a rosary. He stood and waited; the scream still did not come. Then he heard a faint clanging, a voice murmured something, the cell-door slammed. The footsteps moved to the next cell.

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Fascinating Description In Every Detail

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Enjoy reading it
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Rubashov heard the sound of several people marching down the corridor in step. His first thought was: now the beating-up will start. He stopped in the middle of the cell, listening, his chin pushed forward. The marching steps came to a halt before one of the neighboring cells, a low command was heard, the keys jangled. Then there was silence.
Rubashov stood stiffly between the bed and the bucket, held his breath, and waited for the first scream. He remembered that the first scream, in which terror still predominated over physical pain, was usually the worst; what followed was already more bearable, one got used to it and after a time one could even draw conclusions on the method of torture from the tone and rhythm of the screams. Towards the end, most people behaved in the same way, however different they were in temperament and voice: the screams became weaker, changed over into whining and choking. Usually the door would slam soon after. The keys would jangle again; and the first scream of the next victim often came even before they had touched him, at the mere sight of the men in the doorway.
Rubashov stood in the middle of his cell and waited for the first scream. He rubbed his glasses on his sleeve and said to himself that he would not scream this time either, whatever happened to him. He repeated this sentence as if praying with a rosary. He stood and waited; the scream still did not come. Then he heard a faint clanging, a voice murmured something, the cell-door slammed. The footsteps moved to the next cell.

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It is really Fascinating description

Rubashov is it a Russian name
if this only one scene then,
I think it is from a great novel

thank you so much
ACME

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It is really Fascinating description

Rubashov is it a Russian name
if this only one scene then,
I think it is from a great novel

thank you so much
ACME

Yes , it is
&
You are always welcome
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RAMADAN

The moon that once was full, ripe and golden,
Wasted away, thin as the rind of a melon,
Like those poor whom sudden ill fortune
Has wasted away like a waning moon.

Like the generous who leave behind
All that was selfish and unkind,
The moon comes out of the tent of the night
And finds its way with a lamp of light.

The lamp of the moon is relit
And the hungry and thirsty
In the desert of the city
Make a feast to welcome it.
Stanley Cook
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A man goes into a bar and asks for a
glass of water. The barman pulls out a
gun, and points it at the customer.
"Thank you" replies the customer and
walks out. What happened?

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Stephen Covey ~ (1932 ~ 2012
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The self help guru, motivational speaker, author of the best seller ’7 habits of highly effective people’ had
an enormous impact on millions of people all over the world
His thoughts, work and books has touched people
from all walk
and both in the corporate world and personal lives
He pioneered the following 7 habits to transform life and become highly effective
Habit 1: Be Proactive
Habit 2: Begin with the End in Mind
Habit 3: Put First Things First
Habit 4: Think Win-Win
Habit 5: Seek First to Understand
Habit 6: Synergize
Habit 7: Sharpen the Saw

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An Inspiring
Story on Friendship….Touching….This will touch your heart!!!!!!
In a battle, a soldier prepared 2 bring this wounded friend back from the field.

His captian said,
“Its of No use! ur friend must be dead”.

But soldier still goes & brings back his friend.
Seeing the dead body, Captain says

“I told u its of no worth. He’s dead”.

The soldier replies with moist eyes:
“No sir, it was really of worth…..
When i got to him, my friend saw me, smiled & said his last words
I KNEW YOU WOULD COME”……:

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An Inspiring
Story on Friendship….Touching….This will touch your heart!!!!!!
In a battle, a soldier prepared 2 bring this wounded friend back from the field.

His captian said,
“Its of No use! ur friend must be dead”.

But soldier still goes & brings back his friend.
Seeing the dead body, Captain says

“I told u its of no worth. He’s dead”.

The soldier replies with moist eyes:
“No sir, it was really of worth…..
When i got to him, my friend saw me, smiled & said his last words
I KNEW YOU WOULD COME”……:

Great story indeed
Big thanks for sharing
it with us here

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One of the best short stories I ever read
It reminds me of beautiful old college days
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“A Mother in Mannville” is a touching, honest literary work that centers on two characters: the narrator, and a boy named Jerry. Through her vivid descriptions of both characters, in addition to the simple, yet revealing dialogue, Rawlings creates a story rich in characterization.
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A Mother in Mannville
by Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

Summary Of The Story
The story takes place in a cottage maintained by an orphanage in the Carolina mountains. The narrator, presumably a woman, has come to the cottage seeking a quiet place to write. She meets Jerry, a twelve-year-old who has been at the orphanage since he was four; Jerry has been sent to help perform odd jobs for her. She quickly discovers Jerry is not only quite strong for his size and age, but is also ambitious and kind. As the story progresses and the two characters grow closer, Jerry reveals that he has a mother in Mannville, a neighboring town. He tells the narrator that his mother sends him gifts, and the narrator is bewildered that a mother would willingly give up her child.

Before leaving, the narrator stops at the orphanage to say goodbye to Jerry, and to leave money for the headmistress to purchase gifts for Jerry on holidays and birthdays. It is then that Rawlings ends her story with a dose of irony: Jerry has not been receiving gifts from his mother in Mannville; in fact, Jerry does not have a mother.

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Enjoy reading the complete story in the attachment

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One of the best short stories I ever read

It reminds me of beautiful old college days
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“A Mother in Mannville” is a touching, honest literary work that centers on two characters: the narrator, and a boy named Jerry. Through her vivid descriptions of both characters, in addition to the simple, yet revealing dialogue, Rawlings creates a story rich in characterization.
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A Mother in Mannville
by Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

Summary Of The Story
The story takes place in a cottage maintained by an orphanage in the Carolina mountains. The narrator, presumably a woman, has come to the cottage seeking a quiet place to write. She meets Jerry, a twelve-year-old who has been at the orphanage since he was four; Jerry has been sent to help perform odd jobs for her. She quickly discovers Jerry is not only quite strong for his size and age, but is also ambitious and kind. As the story progresses and the two characters grow closer, Jerry reveals that he has a mother in Mannville, a neighboring town. He tells the narrator that his mother sends him gifts, and the narrator is bewildered that a mother would willingly give up her child.

Before leaving, the narrator stops at the orphanage to say goodbye to Jerry, and to leave money for the headmistress to purchase gifts for Jerry on holidays and birthdays. It is then that Rawlings ends her story with a dose of irony: Jerry has not been receiving gifts from his mother in Mannville; in fact, Jerry does not have a mother.

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Enjoy reading the complete story in the attachment

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wonderful,,, thank u so much
I will read it
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wonderful,,, thank u so much
I will read it
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You are most welcome
&
I am sure you will like it
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One Day An 11 Year Old Girl
Asked Her Daddy, ”What Are You Going To Get Me
For My 15th Birthday ?”

The Father Replied,”There Is Much Time Left.”
When The Girl Was 14 She Fainted
And Was Rushed To The Hospital.
The Doctor Came Out And Told Her Dad She Had
A Bad Heart
She Is Probably Gonna Die
When She Was Lying In The Hospital Bed,
She Said “Daddy… Have They Told You I Am Going To Die ?
” The Father Replied; “No You Will Live”
As He Left Weeping.
She Said “How Can You Be Sure.”
He Turned Around From The Door And Said”I Know.”
She Turns 15 When She Is Recovering
And Comes Home To Find A Letter On Her Bed.
It Says : ”My Dearest Daughter, If You Are Reading
This It Means All Went Well As I Told You
. One Day You Asked Me What I Was Giving You
For Your 15th Birthday,
I Didn’t Know Then But Now My Present To You
Is MY HEART.”
… !Her Father had Donated His Heart

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This is a story worth sharing !!!
This about Mr. Zavere Poonawala who is a well-known Parsee industrialist in Pune, India. He had this driver named Ganga Datt with him for the last 30 years on his limousine, which was originally owned by Acharya Rajneesh.
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Ganga Datt passed away recently and at that time Mr. Poonawala was in Mumbai for some important work. As soon as he heard the news, he canceled all his meetings, requested the driver’s family to await him for the cremation and came back to Pune immediately by a helicopter.
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On reaching Pune, he asked the limo to be decorated with flowers as he wished Ganga Datt should be taken in the same car which he himself had driven since the beginning. When Ganga Datt’s family agreed to his wishes, he himself drove Ganga Datt from his home up to the ghat on his last journey.
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When asked about it, Mr. Poonawala replied that Ganga Datt had served him day and night, and he could at least do this being eternally grateful to him. He further added that Ganga Datt rose up from poverty and educated both his children very well. His daughter is a Chartered accountant and that is so commendable.
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His comment in the end, is the essence of a successful life in all aspects:
“Everybody earns money which is nothing unusual in that, but we should always be grateful to those people who contribute to our success. This is the belief, we have been brought up with, which made me do, what I did”.
An inspiring example of humility…….

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Even a big pot full of water will b emptied

By a small hole,

In the same way,

A little anger or ego will burn up

The nobility of GOOD HEART..

[Horizon]

really it's a nice & good idea