Ten most stupid questions

[lole]

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Ten most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:-





: At the movies

When you meet acquaintances / friends

Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here

Answer:-Well,it's so hot , there were no cool cabs

so I thought i'd watch some advertisements in

the cool comfort of the theatre .




In the bus :

A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes

steps on your feet

Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?


Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia

why don't you try again or should i try this time



At a funeral:

One of the teary-eyed people ask

Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people .

Answer:-Why?Would it rather have been you?




At a restaurant:

When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good
Answer:-No, its teribble and made of adulterated

cement . We occasionaly also spit in it.




When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask

Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?

Answer:-No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,

insensitive lout...it's just the money.



When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call

Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping.

Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at

and just when you called some one was betting

with me that Pakistan would win.


What do you think?





When you see a friend / colleague with evidently shorter hair

Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......




At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects

in your mouth

Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?

Answer:-And

while I'm telling you , you tell me if I bite.





You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman

asks

Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke

Answer:-No, it's a miracle ...........it was a chalk and

now it's in flames!!!

[ام بسمه]

Hahahahahahahahahahahah


Really stupid questions
But you know

When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good? l
I always ask this question. l
I'll never ask it again ........... I hope

[جمون]

very nice

especially the new haircut

!!oh no

I always ask this question



thanks sister

[lole]

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[ابواصيل]

really funny


also we have the11th stupid ques.

When ur wife recieves u at the dooor & says"Oh. have you come?"

answe :"No still there."!

thanxxxxxxx lole

keep on.

[meekoo]

Excellent . 4your great work


Thanks a loooooot

[lole]

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[Mr_Zeyad]

wallahi nice jokes!

thanks..for the enoyment!

[lole]

Thank u Mr_zeyad

[English Lover]

When you see a friend / colleague with evidently shorter hair

Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

loooooooooooool

thanx lole

[lole]

Welcome English Lover

[lingo]

All I can say is thank you more than a lot and far much than more

[enigma]

No, it's autumn and I'm shedding


hahahahahahahaha



I loved this answer for a frequent asked question



I think I'm gonna answer the same way next time I cut my hair



Thanks dear for the light topic

[lole]

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