×?°what gender is computer×?°

[SuPeRLaRk]

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×?°what gender is computer×?°

An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of
A> gender association in the English language.
A> He stated how hurricanes at one time were given feminine names and
A> how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she". One of the
A> students raised their hand and asked - "What gender is a computer"?
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A> The teacher wasn't certain which it was, so he divided the class
A> into two groups, males in one, females in the other, and asked them
A> to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine.
A> Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their
A> recommendation.
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A> The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to
A> in the masculine gender because:
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A> 1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
A> 2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
A> 3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the
A> time they ARE the problem.
A> 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had
A> waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
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A> The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should
A> definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:
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A> 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
A> 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers
A> is incomprehensible to everyone else.
A> 3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for
A> later retrieval.
A> 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
A> spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
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A> Always Focus on solutions & not on problems [/center]

[enigma]

Very creative thinking indeed

I loved both conclusions


Welcome back dear brother

[Meant To be]

What a clever thinking,

Both of the conclusions I do like

Yes, I do agree with you that we always have to focus on solutions, not on problems.


Thanks dear SuperLark for sharing

[T.Sultan]

Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for
a ater retrieval ........ hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


The one who wrote this joke is a genius. Thank you for cheering us up .

[lingo]

I think computer is a shemale .It can be turned on like guys but at the same time you need to insert CD or at least floppy one to get it on , any way it needs to be filled with an out side ogran.Though it has a hard disk it also has a mother board and always in need of a monitor to monitor it just like women and it likes to listen to others (keyboard and mouse and usb and mr. blue...etc) I rest my case

[سواقة]

thank you for cheering us

[schlong]

Very Interesting Insight

[nice_girl]

thank you dear