Jokes are worth reading

**T.Sultan** · 25-09-2006, 09:54 PM

[align=left]Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.

One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"

Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."

His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."

A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"

With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."

The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"

Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."

[bdr][/bdr]

An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school.
"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home.

[bdr][/bdr]

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

[bdr][/bdr]

Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

[bdr][/bdr]

Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"

[bdr][/bdr]

A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?
A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says.[/center]

**Meant To be** · 25-09-2006, 10:28 PM

hahahahaha,

So cool jokes

I like them all, and the first one, don't tell me about it,

Which made me laugh the most is the two facroty workers, clever thinking

hahahaha

Thanks brother for sharing'em with us

**Aseel** · 26-09-2006, 12:57 AM

hahahhahahaa

Thanks alot brother for making us laugh

They're so funny

The elementery teacher reminded me of my students

I used to teach kids before joining the government school

Children do talk about things that happen in their houses

I should have sent that note to the parents hahahahaha

Thanx again

I wish you best of luck