Real 911 Calls

[Meant To be]

BELIEVE it or not,
These are REAL 911 Calls!

[align=left]Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
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Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!
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Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
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Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! [/center]

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[align=left]And the winner is..........
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police. [/center]

[حمامة]

meant to be


its sooooo nice


thanx alot

[joy]

thank U
Meant To be
its really funny .
I think theyre drunk callers!!!!!!!

[Salsa]

Funny is your mid name
We need to laough
Thanks

[Meant To be]

meant to be


its sooooo nice


thanx alot

I'm glad to see you here

Thanks sis for passing by

[Meant To be]

thank U
Meant To be
its really funny .
I think theyre drunk callers!!!!!!!

YOU BET, lol

Thanks Joy for passing by

[Meant To be]

Funny is your mid name
We need to laough
Thanks

It's so good to laugh but not too much : GRINS

Thanks Salsa for passing by

[T.Sultan]

Thank you so much for the lovely jokes ... as usual .....UNIQUE

[enigma]

I loved them

I really did


Sooooooooooooooo much

Thanks dear brother

[الغاليه]

thank God I'm not working for 911

looooooooool

thanks bro

[Aseel]

hahahaha

They're so funny

Thanx alot Meant to be for sharing them with us

Wait, I have a question


Are you sure that you weren't one of those callers

haha

just kidding ... Don't get angry

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T.Sultan,

You're more than welcome buddy

Thank you for passing by

[Meant To be]

Enigma,

I'm more than glad to hear that

Thanks sister for passing by

[Meant To be]

الغالية,

though never think about it, lol

Thanks sister for passing by

[Meant To be]

Aseel,

I was the winner one, and you were the dispatcher, lol

Thanks a lot sister for passing by

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the first one is
loooooool

Wallahi i thought there is sth really
for a moment,, i thought its from Saudi Arabia these reall 911 calls
thanx man




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Alshareef,

You might hear about some calls in Saudi Arabia like those

Thanks bro for passing by