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[nosa]

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Smart Hiding


There's an English man, Irish man and a Scotsman


They're being chased by a policeman. They see this old warehouse so they run in. Inside there are 3 empty sacks on the floor. They each jump in a sack. In comes the copper and see's these three bundles on the floor. Goes up to the first one and kicks it.
The English man shout out, "Woof Woof", and the copper thinking it's just an old dog leaves it and kicks the second sack. The Scotsman yells out, "Me-ow me-ow", he leaves this one as well thinking its just an old cat. He walks over to the last sack and kicks it, and the Irish man yells out.. "Potatoes Potatoes..!"

[nosa]

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Drinking Jet Fuel For A Buzz


A couple of drinking buddies, who were airplane mechanics, were in the hanger at Mascot in Sydney. It was fogged in and they had nothing to do. One said to the other, "Man, have you got anything to drink?" "Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel and that'll kinda give you a buzz." So, Bill and Bob drank jet fuel, get smashed and had a great time. The following morning, Bill woke up and figured his head would probably start pounding as soon as he stood up. But it didn't. He felt good. In fact, he felt great - no hangover! Bill's phone rang, it was Bob. Bob asked, "Hey, how do you feel?" "I feel great!" replied Bill. "I feel great too! You don't have a hangover?" "No. That jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover. We ought to do this more often!" "Yeah, we could, but there's just one thing..." "What's that?" "Did you fart yet?" "What?" "Did you fart yet?" "No..."
"Well, don't, because I'm in Melbourne

[nosa]

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Change for Reward


A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping at the mall. It was found by an honest little boy, who returned it to her.

Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmm, that's funny. When I lost my bag, there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."

[nosa]

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No Problem


One day a man went off to the market to buy rice. Unfortunately, he lost the sack on the way. He went home and told his wife, "The market is too busy today, and besides I lost our sack."
His wife asked nervously, "So, what about the money?"

"Oh, no problem. It's safe. I have tied it to the bottom of the sack."

[nosa]

:rolleyes: :D



password


While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!"


"What is it? her sisters asked eagerly

Proudly she replied, "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk

[سعودي انجلش]

ha ha ha ha
it is really funny joke
thanks a lot
keep smiling

[nosa]

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Never Argue with a Child



One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at

the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has several strands

of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at

,her mother and inquisitively asked

?" Why are some of your hairs white, Mom "

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make

me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought

about this revelation for a while and then said,

?" Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white "

[nosa]

saudienglish

for your presence that gives me a greate "fun sensation

[ابوعلي]

Really funny jokes

Thanks nosa

[nosa]

Really funny picture

Thanks abuali

[Aseel]

YOu know what..... your pictures are so funny..

[nosa]

[linda]

thanks my dear for these

funny jokes

[nosa]

welcome linda

[زهرة وفى]

nosa you are

[nosa]

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