funny ... but true

[ابوعلي]

How many letters are there in the English alphabet ?l

"There are 18 letters! 3 in "the", 7 in "English", and 8 in "alphabet


If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San Francisco, what would he be ?l

Dead


What is the longest word in the English language ?l

Smiles. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters


Why can't a man living in Paris be buried in the South of France ?l

Because he's still living


If you took 3 apples from a basket that held 12 apples, how many apples would you have ?l

Just 3


Why is the letter "T" like an island ?l

Because it is in the middle of waTer


I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I ?l

A liar


What animal can jump higher than a house ?l

A house can't jump

[زهرة وفى]

What is the longest word in the English language ?l

Smiles. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[nosa]

hhahahhahahhhahahahahhahhaah
very funny darling
thank u my son
best luck

[ابوعلي]

زهرة وفى

Hope u like it

nosa

thanks mother

[روز]

lol really funny


I will use them in the English magaizine Inshallah


Thanx million..

[ابوعلي]

روز

I`m glad to hear that

[linda]

thanks a lot

it is really funny

[نوف الشطورة]

You have such creative mind Abu Ali
BLESS U

[ابوعلي]

linda - نوف الشطوره



for passing by

[Reena]

Thanks Abu Ali I really
smiled
and I 'll take em to my students
to be written in weekly magazine
Lots of thanks

[Instigator]

[align=left]Keep on Abu Ali
coz ur so funi,
honi.[/center]

[smily face]

[align=left]Really,it's soooooooooooooooo funny and also soooooooooooooo creative

thanx because u didnt make me smile only as usual but u make me laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggghh hhhhhhhh

Good Luck[/center]

[smily face]

[align=left]Really,it's soooooooooooooooo funny and also soooooooooooooo creative

thanx because u didnt make me smile only as usual but u made me laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggghh hhhhhhhh

Good Luck[/center]

[ابوعلي]

reena

istigator

smily face

thans for your words

[ام بسام]

may Allah bless your soul , keep you healthy
I will use it to have fun with my students
THANKS

[ابوعلي]

welcome um bassam