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  1. #1
    شخصية بارزة الصورة الرمزية Aseel
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    A066 Computer Husband

    Salam to the sweetest, lovliest members of the most wonderful section in Saudi English

    Seems that I'm in a good mood today

    hhhhh

    Here, I wanted to share this funny post with you

    I got it om my email... My husband sent it to me >> God knows what he means by that >>hhhhh

    Enjoy reading it

    __________________________________________________ _

    Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.


    Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
    Husband - hard disk full.

    Wife - have you brought the dresses ?


    Husband - Bad command or file name.

    Wife - but I told you about it in morning.


    Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.



    Wife - Ohh my God !forget it where's your salary?


    Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.



    Wife - at least give me your credit card,I can do some shopping.


    Husband - sharing violation, access denied.



    Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.


    Husband - data type mismatch.



    Wife - you are useless.


    Husband - by default.



    Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?


    Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.



    Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?


    Husband - the only user with write permission.



    Wife - what is my value in your life?


    Husband - unknown virus detected.



    Wife - do you love me or your computer?


    Husband - Too many parameters.



    Wife - I will go to my dad's house.


    Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.



    Wife - I will leave you forever.


    Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.



    Wife - it is worthless talking to you.


    Husband - shut down the computer.



    Wife - I am going


    Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.


    __________________________________________________ ______

    I'm gonna hide for a month if it's repeated, dear Enigma and T. Sultan

    hhhhh

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    شخصية بارزة الصورة الرمزية enigma
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    رد: Computer Husband

    It's not dear

    It's so funny indeed

    You have all the right to suspect your husband's intentions by sending such mail to you
    عفوا ......!!

    حتى صمت العالم تبدد .......!!

    إلا صمتي في كل حين يتجدد .......!!

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    شخصية بارزة الصورة الرمزية J.J
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    رد: Computer Husband



    hhhhhhhhhhhh ......


    Wife - I am going


    Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer. hhhhhhhhhhh ......


    it's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny .... If I were in her place ... I'would suicide ...


    thank you honey ....



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    مميز الصورة الرمزية Salsa
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    رد: Computer Husband

    Funny

    What your husband mean that he do really love to do what you want

    But take it easy on him

    His brine is infected with a Virus

    HaHaHAHA

    What ever !!!

    deal with the virus sooooon sweetheart
    Visit my own site




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    شخصية بارزة الصورة الرمزية Aseel
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    رد: Computer Husband

    Dear Enigma

    being the first ont to comment on the post made me happy, at least I knew it's not repeated hhh

    Regarding his intentions, don,t worry, he's under control hhhhhhhhh

    thanx sweet heart for passing by

    J.J

    I missed u so much

    hey come on, never say you'll suicide for a man hhhhhhh

    Instead, say , I'll torture him , I'll make him suffer hhhhhhhh

    ?Am I teaching u bad things



    Salsa

    Well, if his brain is infegted by a virus, it's not because of me

    It's because he spends many hours on the computer working on so many different systems

    So glad that you liked it, Salsa

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    شخصية بارزة الصورة الرمزية J.J
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    رد: Computer Husband



    Aseel ...


    Honey ... I missed U too soooooooooooooo much ....

    Be sure sweetheart that you never teach me anything bad ....

    Believe me ... When I get married your the first one whom I will ask for advice coz I trust your opinion & wisedom ....


    Don't worry ... no man deserves to committ suicide for him .... I will let him live in hell before he tries anything suspecious with me hahahahahahhahhaha ....



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    شخصية بارزة الصورة الرمزية Aseel
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    رد: Computer Husband

    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    J.J

    Aha, that's what I want to hear >>> good girl >>hhhhhhhh

    No need to teach you, honey

    hhhhhhhh

    It seem that soon you will have your master degree in dealing with men

    hhhhh

    Wish u all the best, sweetheart

  8. #8
    شخصية بارزة الصورة الرمزية Meant To be
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    رد: Computer Husband

    hhhhhhhhhhhhh,

    What a noisy husband

    It's deadly funny, he is bad to the bones

    Aseel the funny sister, thanks a lot for sharing it with us

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    شخصية بارزة الصورة الرمزية Aseel
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    رد: Computer Husband

    Meant to be, the dear brother


    thanx alot for taking some time to read the post though you are busy

    Best of luck brother

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