To be 6 Again

[enigma]

A man was sitting on the edge of the
bed, observing his wife turning back & forth, looking at herself in the mirror

Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday

I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, then took her to Six Flags theme park


What a day ! o


He put her on every ride in the park, the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming
Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was

Five hours later they "staggered out " of the theme park. Her head was realing & her stomach felt upside down

He then took her to McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries & a chocolate shake. Then it was off to movie, popcorn, a soft drink & her favorite candy, M&M's,. What a fabulous adventure ! o


Finally she " wobbled " home with her husband & collapsed into bed exhausted

He leaned over his wife with a big smile lovingly asked, " Well Dear, what was it like being six again??" o

Her eyes slowly opened & her expression suddenly changed. I meant my Dress Size , you ........ !! o










Even when you guys are listening you always get it wrong

Can't you get it right

For God sake get it right once in your lifetime





I hope that you enjoy it

Happy Eid to all of you

[CHARLES DICKENS]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooools
I can't stop laughing
well , engima male guys here will kill you...have you written your Will
??


I meant my Dress Size , you ........ !! So funny

Happy Eid to you too Teacher S.engima
:36_4_12:

[Instigator]

!!!!What such an insult
??What the hell are you saying about men
!!!Oh my God
.You are digging your own grave
.Say your prayers
.Get ready to be kicked and buried into

WAR

.You asked for it and brought on yourself

Come on, guys!!! Give me a hand
.because war has started
.Get your rights back
!!!!!!March forward




Ok, Enigma. Good try but don't
.do or even try it again
You know what. Why are women
??always obsessed with their look

[enigma]

Wallahi

I didn't laugh then when I first read the story as I did now when I read your replies


You are something


Mona Honey

Let them see how ***** they are



Instigator Dear

Are we the only ones who are

I think nowadays men are more obsessed than us


By the way

I'm glad that you got your lovely spirit back

And pretty sure that you won't start any wars against your sister

[so quiet]

What a funny story Enigma (: o

I couldn't agree with you more on that some men do listen but only to what they want, that's why they get things wrong....o

let's be frank... although I'm a female and I shouldn't be saying this but I felt pitty for the husband
at least he remembered his wife's birthday (which not all men do of course) and tried to make it the best..yet, by the end of the long exhausting day she didn't even thank him..
she should've been grateful .. o
don't be mad at me girls
anyway stop the war guys and evryone fixes his\her own car
looooooooooooool
Happy Eid to all

[enigma]

So guiet

Dear

Happy Eid to you too

We'll never be mad at all

We're all here have the right to speak frankly

It's true that he deserved to be thanked but that doesn't change the fact that men in general are lousy listeners

[Aseel]

ha ha ha


I really laughed hard


CoOoL


It's a funny one


I think men have a problem with understanding


They never get the right point



May Allah help women


LoL


Thanks a lot, dear, for bringing the smile to our faces

:)

[Meant To be]

Well well well, it's a war that I smell

:@

I love the story , but not that much

and I really burst into laughing whenever I think of that poor woman, after the rides she has tried, I wish I could see her face


:D

and the bottom line of the story should be as follows:


Women sometimes weird and vague, and they got a child mind, that's why the man treated her that way

lol

She could have said size besides the word six, right
the man got no blame though

I guess she deserved that, hahahaha

SOMEONE HAS TO STOP ME


Thanks a bunch sister for the laughter u brought to me, in my unlovely temper

Bless ya

[enigma]

Aseel

They do have a big problem but refusing to admit it dear

Thanks to you sis for passing by



















MTB

No No No

We won't stop you dear

You can keep it on as much as you want

We'll be more than glad to read your words cause what you just said is a good proof of what the story wanted to convey



Are you serious in asking the lady to define what she meant by the word "six" you've got to be kidding me

Anyway it was great knowing that the story gave you a pleasant time in spite of everything

Thanks for passing by

[البـارع]

I meant my Dress Size , you ........ !! o

loooooooooooool

that’s a funny story, but she fooled him

enigma

a lot of men r bad listeners as well as all women around the world complain about that

you say: he ignored…, he didn’t care…,didn’t pay attention…etc

but, also I think women partly exaggerate and sometimes are unfair with us

.
.
.

[enigma]

بارع


Accept my apology for the delay in responding to your cute reply dear brother

I think I forgot about the whole topic




What you said was right

But don't you think it's a bit hard to trust men

[Try To Reach]

We wish we got it right

but sometimes we have to

particularly when its about that Creatures called Women



it was so nice to read this story

and to be honest it gave me a new tactic to use with my sweet heart

loool


anyway

enigma

[enigma]

That creature called woman

What a classy and sophisticated way to address a person who happens to be your mom,sister, aunt or wife

Thanks Try for giving me an idea of the way you think of us

[Try To Reach]

enigma

whats wrong with the word Creature dear Mother lol

Come on

don't take it through a negative attitude

you are the most sweet and beautiful creatures

besides, you better have another demonstration to use instead of crying

I'm your mother ahe ahe I'm your sister ahe ahe I'm your daughter ahe ahe


lol

that you may have a good plea

h3

[English Lover]

enigma


May be this husband loves his wife so much


So



So , he wanted to do what she has liked so fast


no time to think for making your love happy >>>> this is the idea of this man and all


thanx enigma :36_4_12: