Teachers/students Jokes

[daydreamer]

Bored and wanna laugh????????so read the following jokes

"Dad, can you write in the dark?"
"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report card."

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?" The little girl replied, "My homework."

The child comes home from his first day at school.
Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

Teacher: Milton, how can you prove the earth is round?
Milton: I can't. Besides, I never said it was.

Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!"
The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"

If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer."Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No."
"I'm the principal's daughter."
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank goodness!"

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

Teacher: Tim, you missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Tim: Not a bit!

well who miss school ....i do but as a student not as a teacher
hope u gonna enjoy these jokes friends

[Instigator]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

!!!!!HOW FUNNY THESE JOKES ARE

,Daydreamer
.thank you so much for amusing and entertaining us


.KEEP IT UP

[enigma]

Thanks dear I needed to start my day with a laughter

[ASTRO]

[align=left]A little snake came to its mother running (or crawling if you like).
"Mom Mom!!" , he said.
"Yes, dear?", his mother replied while cooking.(feel free to imagine what she was cooking)
"Are we poisonous Mom?", the little snake asked anxiously.
"Well of course dear", she answered back.
"Opps!", the little one said and turned blue.
"Why do you ask dear?", the mother asked.
The little snake answered "Because I bit my tongue!!" :D

Thanks a million for the nice jokes you put Daydreamer. They made my day more bearable. I hope you like mine because I'm terrible at telling jokes. I usually end up with people asking me to explain my jokes.[/center]

[Dr_subahi]

A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything they say happens at home!

Thanks for cheering us up

[اسيــ حبه ــرة]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Oh daydreamer

You made my day

It's something good to start your day with laugh

Because of u daydreamer

So thanx a million

[wisam0]

Daydreamer


very funny jokes


thanks dear

[daydreamer]

INSTIGATOR
ENIGMA
ASERT 7OBOH
WISAMO
thanx my dear friends 4 passing by and
im really glad u liked the jokes


DR.SUBAHI
ASTRO
thanx 4 adding more jokes
i really liked them

[درة المشـــاعر]

Daydreamer

Thanks for these exhilarating jokes
Accept all my regard

[Prime Rose]

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LooooL


Take these:

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!



TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."



TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;


TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher



I hope you like them[/center]

[daydreamer]

thanx dorat almasha3r 4 passing by
prime rose thanx for the jokes sis

[Abo Lama]

loooooooooooooooooooooooool

:D :D



thanku v.much