Why Am I Married

[daydreamer]

Hi friends daydreamer is back with some funny stuff...i hope u gonna like them and plz married people dont get mad at me

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."


A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted"
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."


When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.


A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is
finished.


A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."


A young son asked,
"Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."


Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late."


Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.


If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word
you say -- talk in your sleep.


Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.


First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive."


A Woman's Prayer
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man , to love and
to forgive him, and for Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if
I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death.

AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives,
they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able
to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while,
the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind
man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put
a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is
driving me crazy."

The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end
of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the hell up."

[ابوعلي]

Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.


Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late."


thanks daydreamer ... that was very nice



by the way
from your thread I got the impression that you are not married

any way
I hope you get married very soon and taste happieness we have already got

[Dr_subahi]

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the Street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful

Thank you daydreamer and welcome back

dr_subahi@yahoo.com

[(ASTRO)]

[align=left]Dear Daydreamer

The maid must have thought I lost my mind when she saw me laughing at the computer screen. The last joke was just hilarious!! Thank you for putting a smile on my face. God bless you. [/center]

[Instigator]

heheheheheheheheheheheheheheha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho




.I can not stop laughing loudly like a crazy

,Daydreamer
thanks a lot for entertaining us with such
.............funny jokes especially the
!!!!!!!!you know exactly what I mean


.Keep it up

[enigma]

[align=left]Is it true that a woman is incomplete until she's married,then she's finished
If it is true we would rather be incomplete than finished

There's another saying: Love marriage is suicide.Arranged marriage is a well planned murder

Thanks daydreamer[/center]

[daydreamer]

Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.


Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late."


thanks daydreamer ... that was very nice



by the way
from your thread I got the impression that you are not married

any way
I hope you get married very soon and taste happieness we have already got

thanx ABU ALI
glad 2 c ya here
and thanx 4 ur prayers

[daydreamer]

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the Street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful

Thank you daydreamer and welcome back

dr_subahi@yahoo.com

thanx 4 adding such funny jokes
gald to see u here bro

[daydreamer]

[align=left]Dear Daydreamer

The maid must have thought I lost my mind when she saw me laughing at the computer screen. The last joke was just hilarious!! Thank you for putting a smile on my face. God bless you. [/center]

looooooooool
just imagining ur scene with the poor maid made me laugh
thanx bro and GOD bless u 2

[daydreamer]

heheheheheheheheheheheheheheha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho




.I can not stop laughing loudly like a crazy

,Daydreamer
thanks a lot for entertaining us with such
.............funny jokes especially the
!!!!!!!!you know exactly what I mean

.Keep it up

loooooolz
what a cute supervisor
seeing ur picture and the way u laugh is stronger than my last joke really

[daydreamer]

[align=left]Is it true that a woman is incomplete until she's married,then she's finished
If it is true we would rather be incomplete than finished

There's another saying: Love marriage is suicide.Arranged marriage is a well planned murder

Thanks daydreamer[/center]

stay incomplete girls
loool
may be u r right enigma....however u r married or whoever u r married to marriage is a disaster

[زهرة وفى]

hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhyyyyyyy

what is the matter?

i pleasure to read this
A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying
thanks darling