Washing The Dog

**Instigator** · 28-07-2005, 10:16 PM

Washing The Dog
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A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery store
.and picks a huge box of laundry detergent

The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he
had a lot of laundry to do. "Oh, no laundry," the boy said, "I'm going
"!to wash my dog

But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog. It's very powerful and if
",you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him
.the grocer said

But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the
counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to talk him out
.of washing his dog

.About a week later the boy was back in the store to buy some candy
.The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing

.Oh, he died," the boy said sadly"

The grocer, trying not to be an I-told-you-so, said he was sorry the
dog died but added, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on
"!your dog

The boy replied, "Well, I don't think it was the detergent that
".killed him

.Oh!! What was it then?" the grocer asked"
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,Tha boy replied
"!I think it was the spin cycle"

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PLAGIARIZED

**MANAL** · 29-07-2005, 03:20 AM

thank you
i am sad for the dog

**Instigator** · 29-07-2005, 02:22 PM

,MANAL
I am glad that a new member
.has just joined English Club
.You are most welcome, sister

.Thanks a lot for passing by and comment

**wisam0** · 29-07-2005, 07:41 PM

hahahahahahahahahaha
hohohohohohohohohoho

very nice

dear

**THE DARK MAN** · 29-07-2005, 08:51 PM

instigator

i think that u r the boy

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaai

**Dr_subahi** · 29-07-2005, 09:47 PM

Poor dog
and poor grocer

dr_subahi@yahoo.com

**Instigator** · 29-07-2005, 10:09 PM

,wisam0
.thanks for passing by and comment, brother

**Instigator** · 29-07-2005, 10:15 PM

,THE DARK MAN
!!!!!!.........I think that you are the
.You exactly know what I mean
hahahahahahahahahahahahah
hohohohohohohohohohohohoh
heheheheheheheheheheheheh

.You have got a nice and soft laughter, brother

Thanks for passing by and commen

**Instigator** · 29-07-2005, 10:23 PM

,Dr_subahi
.thanks for your pity for them

.Thanks for passing by and comment

**زهرة وفى** · 30-07-2005, 01:18 AM

hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

What is wrong ?

sadly ,i know that dog is died

i remmebred that my uncle ,when he was little (10 years)
he had a small cat ,he wanted to become very cleaned
then he had put it in washing machine with (tide and water ) after that a cat had died ..my uncle was very sad

thanks Instigator
we are waiting another plagiarized

**(ASTRO)** · 30-07-2005, 03:51 AM

[align=left]Dear Instigator

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh A really funny story.
Thanks for putting a smile on my face[/center]

**THE DARK MAN** · 30-07-2005, 12:26 PM

instigator

what do u mean ma

??????????????

don`t say taht again my little boooooooooooooy

niahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai

**Instigator** · 30-07-2005, 02:36 PM

,Sister Wafa
.you have a nice and a soft laughter
.It is children's innocence
.Thanks for passing by and comment

**Instigator** · 30-07-2005, 02:42 PM

,Dear ASTRO
.welcome back

.Thanks for passing by and c0omment

**Instigator** · 30-07-2005, 02:50 PM

,THE DARK MAN
??you are the grocer, aren't you
niahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai

Take everything so nice and easy
.and don't let negative thinking drives you crazy

niahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai

**enigma** · 30-07-2005, 07:50 PM

[align=left]Thanks for the laughter you gave us
My brother once, when we were kids, wanted to crash the cat's head with a hammer and when mom stopped him and asked him: "why would you do that?" He replied:"I want to see what's in its brain".Kids innocence[/center]