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[THE LEGEND]

Which month has 28 days?

All of them!

How many letters are there in the English alphabet?

18 letters! 3 in "the", 7 in "English", and 8 in "alphabet". Note

Why did the boy bury his flashlight?

Because the batteries were dead.


A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter

brought the food and put it on the table. After a

moment, the man called the waiter and said:

"Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"

"Please don't speak so loudly, sir," said the

waiter, "or everyone will want one."



There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left?

2birds. The other 3 fly away!



If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San Francisco, what would he be?


Dead!



This Kitchen will be closed today
because of illness.
I'm SICK of cooking

Why is the letter "T" like an island?


Because it is in the middle of waTer!



What is the longest word in the English language?

"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!



What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters?


The "Post Office



i wish that you have enjoyed it

and thank you for being pationts

mangooooooooool

[Instigator]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
hahahahahahahahahahaha

,THE LEGEND
.thanks for sharing it with us
.I really enjoyed reading them

.Keep it up

.....Take the following

Why do witches have brooms?
!Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy

?What's worse than finding a maggot in an apple
!Finding half a maggot which you did not eat

What word begins with "e", ends with "e", and
?has one letter
!Envelope

[(ASTRO)]

hahahahahahahahahah

Thank you both The Legend and Instigator for those funny jokes
Allow me please to add this one

Which car has four wheels and flies?

The garbage car

[THE LEGEND]

instigator And (astro)
I Am Very Happy To See You Passing By And Shining My Jokes With Your Words And Jokes


Thank You

[زهرة وفى]

The legend
Hahhaaaaaaaay

I think that which months have 28 days

?What's worse than finding a maggot in an apple
!Finding half a maggot which you did not eat

Thanks my sister for funny

[enigma]

Dear THE LEGEND

Thanks for making me smile

[Abo Lama]

the legend


it is very good to shift from sad and serious topics to more fun ones


thnx alot and keep on brother

[THE LEGEND]

enigma and abo lama
thank you for passing by

[اسيــ حبه ــرة]

The Legend

You jokes are sooooo sweet

it makes us laugh from the bottom

of our hearts ... thank you

and keep on this way