Three parrot

**زهرة وفى** · 16-08-2005, 06:46 PM

A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw
three identical parrots in a cage.

He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?

The owner said it was $250.
"$250", the man said. "Well what does he do?

"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk. "He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."

The man then asked what the second parrot cost.
The clerk replied, $500, but he not only knows Office 2000, but is an expert computer programmer.

Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.
The clerk replied, "$1,000."

Curious as to how a bird can cost $1,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was.

The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.

But the other two call him "BOSS"!!

**Instigator** · 16-08-2005, 08:10 PM

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
hahahahahahahahaha
.That was so funny

I think that the last parrot has
.a dictatorial and strong personality

,Wafa
.thanks for amusing and entertaining us

.Keep it up

**enigma** · 16-08-2005, 09:14 PM

Bless you honey for posting such delightful things
I needed the laughter

**(ASTRO)** · 16-08-2005, 09:45 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

This joke is a killer. I am going to show it to my friends at work

Thank you Zahra. You always amaze me with the sweet stories you post

**THE LEGEND** · 16-08-2005, 10:29 PM

hhhhhhhhhhhhh

very funny Zahrah
thank you

**زهرة وفى** · 17-08-2005, 12:24 AM

My rare friend Yasser

You are welcome here

I

think that the last parrot has
.a dictatorial and strong personality

Hahaahhhy may be .. I would like to know
Why is it boss

Believe me you are boss here

Thanks for passing here

**زهرة وفى** · 17-08-2005, 12:31 AM

You are honey my splendid friend
Enigma
I glad to see here and also this post has achieved your laugh : )

Thanks for passing and your reply

**زهرة وفى** · 17-08-2005, 03:44 AM

My magnificent dear

Astro

the name that amaze me in this topic

you are welcome

I glad to see you here and read your comment
o.k tell your friend
that pleasure me

**زهرة وفى** · 17-08-2005, 03:46 AM

My dear the legend

you are welcome
Iglad to see you here

**Abo Lama** · 17-08-2005, 04:40 AM

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

:D :D :D :D

zahrat wafa

i do really like parrots

but they seem to be very expencive 4me

thanx alot

and keep on plz

**ابوعلي** · 17-08-2005, 05:53 PM

loooooooooooooooool

thanks Wafa for drawing a big smile on my face

**زهرة وفى** · 18-08-2005, 12:35 AM

My dear
Abdul Al rhman

You are welcome
Really ,you like parrots

Listen to me I have daughter's son ,his old five years, his name
Abdul Alrhman

We asked his
What is your name
He answered
My name (maaaan)
He pronounced his name like this maaaan

He watched parrots in Taif
My daughter's son watched parrots (say man)
A parrot said man
Abdul Alrhman
Dad look a parrot call me maaaan :)

Thank for passing