School Phone Menu

[ََ ابله منو]

"Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member,
please listen to all the options before making a selection:

- To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1

- To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - Press 2

- To complain about what we do - Press 3

- To swear at staff members - Press 4

- To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5

- If you want us to raise your child - Press 6

- If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7

- To request another teacher, for the third time this year - Press 8

- To complain about bus transportation - Press 9

- To complain about school lunches - Press 0

- If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior,
class work, homework and that it's not all the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!

[schlong]

>>>Amazing<<<

[ََ ابله منو]

schlong

[اوفى الخلق]

you're welcome

[ريما الحسين]

ابله منووو

thanks alot

[Dr.future]

LoOoOoOoOOOL

I wish It is my school phone menu

LoOoOOl

thanx sister

waiting your new topics

[ََ ابله منو]

beloved



موضي الحسين



Dr.future



See you in my next topics

:small:

[أميرة بأخلاقها@]

Thanks alot for your funny topic

May Allah bless you

[CHARLES DICKENS]

If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7
looooooooooools
though i'm a little bit scared as a teacher
/-:
thanks for this funny topic my teacher Manoo

[BloumagrieT]

أبلة منو

You're most welcome here

Thanks for the thread

It's really funny dear

I do hope you can enjoy being with us

but allow me to tell you dear Arabic isn't allowed to be used

here in the club
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[الخياله]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
wonderful