kids are quick

[M.o_o.N]

here are some funny answers thats came from funny kids

enjoy reading them my friends ^__^











One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?'

Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white..'

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'


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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'

'Yes,' the class said.
'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'

A little fellow shouted,
'Cause your feet ain't empty.'

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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'

The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'

[عدو اليأس]

Renoa
it's really useful topic , i got three New words i wasn't know their meanings
so I thank you from the bottom of my heart
yours Enemy

[M.o_o.N]

عدو اليأس

thank you so much brother for passing and commenting.

And you are welcome.

[ريما الحسين]

so funny

thx sweety .. I miss ur topics frankly

Regards

[M.o_o.N]

ريما الحسين



long time my dear

missed you too

thanks for passing by my topic ^_^

[beacon_of_hope]

funny topic , and talent children
but i don't understand the last one
may be because i'm fasting hahahaha

best wishes

[rose rani]

so nice

it is obviously that
children are so clever but
many people do not think
and they deal with them as
they do not understand anything
so I think we must deal with
them in a very clever way

so thank you honey for this nice topic

[M.o_o.N]

B-O-H
Rose Rani

Thank you sweeties for your nice comments
Glad you liked the topic
Peace :)

[aussie]

الموضوع مسلي ومفيد وفيه كذا كلمة اول مرة اعرفها

شكرا وكل عام وانتم بخير

أطيب المنى

[M.o_o.N]

aussie
Nice to see your comment in my topic
Thank you for that & hope you found it funny
Happy Eid :)

[tech_tech]

Thanks ,its really funny I enjoyed reading

[M.o_o.N]

Tech Tech

Thanks for passing & commenting :)

[BloumagrieT]

Renoa

Thank you sweet

Children do have quick and clever answers

It's fun to read your topics

[M.o_o.N]

SoOoSoOo

& its fun and great to see your comments in my topics

Thanks my dear

[DR AHLAIN]

how fast and wise replys

sometimes children blow up unexpected answers



renoa

thank you I enjoyed reading it

:)

[M.o_o.N]

Dr AhLain

Thats true =)

You are welcome brother.

[sweety-bird2]

hi dear
soooo nice topic
thanks reona
you remind me of a story
once my sis wanted to prevent her 3 years old son from drinking pepsishe told him that he will became black like the pepsi itself
he said: aha and i was wondering why my aunt is black

!!

[M.o_o.N]

sweety
Hahaha so funny wallah thank you so much for sharing us my dear ^^

[فلورندا]

thank u soo much

[M.o_o.N]

فلورندا

Welcome dear sister :D