اسئله واجابات!!!!!!!!!!

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TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.


MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?

FRANK : Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign?

FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?


JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!


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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"

GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong

GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we

didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE : Me!

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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?

GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

MILLIE : I is...

TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?

TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry

tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father

didn't punish him?"

LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.



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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;


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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when

people are no longer interested?

HAROLD : A teacher






thanks for reading & hope that you like the topic


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[S..S]

That is soooooooo funny


Thank you

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[Dr_subahi]

Nice ones

Thank u very much

dr_subahi

[جاكوار2]

[Uranium]

thanks . ........

[muhamedr]

ALWAYS...............SMART
THANKS A BUNDLE

[muhamedr]

ALWAYS...............SMART
THANKS A BUNDLE

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اش مكتوب
والله مافهمت شي

[BloumagrieT]

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته

sirhassan

يعطيكـ ألف عافية أخي

كل الشكـــــــــر

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Thanks To All For Their Nice Comments

[M.o_o.N]

hehehe kids are sweet , thank you bro .
Funnnny

[منه الله]

loooooooooooooooool
i like it so much
thanks

[special corner]

hhhhhhhhh


very nice & funny
thank you very much

[هناء]

TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when

people are no longer interested?

HAROLD : A teacher

LOL

[غدي الحلوة]

TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we

didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE : Me!

loooooool



thanx bro

[اميرة بطلتي]

واللة حالتي مستعصية نفسي اتكلم بطلاقة واكتب واللة لوتشوفوني كيف اتكلم مع المعلمة شفتوا كلام الهنود مثلة بس مكسر هذا بالبداية والحين الحمداللة شوي موكثير يعطيك العافية ولواني مافهمت الاكلمة او كلمتين البعض منها الف الحمداللة شي احسن من لاشي

[حتى آهاتي ماتت]

LOoOoOoOoOoO>>>~

That is soooooooo funny AND Nice

thank U>>>>@

[جوهر]

looooooooooooool
it's soooooooooooo funny
thanks

[Beauty]

Really nice,,,

thank you Sirhasan

[دنيا السكون]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Thanksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[ACME]

Really nice,,,

thank you Sirhasan

Thanks for your nice passing