Some of bernard shows'famous qoute

**استاذ انور** · 10-06-2010, 01:01 AM

The truth is the one thing that nobody will believe.

Virtue is insufficient temptation.

There are not competent people enough in the world to go round; somebody must get the incompetent lawyers and doctors.

Take care to get what you like, or you will end by liking what you get.

Science is always wrong; it never solves a problem without creating ten more.

A pessimist thinks everybody as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.

A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.

Lack of money is the root of all evil.
First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough -

The British churchgoer prefers a severe preacher because he thinks a few home truths will do his neighbours no harm.

I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has succeeded in his courtship. I like a state of continual becoming, with a goal in front and not behind.

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve
A learned man is an idler who kills time by study.

My speciality is being right when other people are wrong.

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.
When you read a biography remember that the truth is never fit for publication.

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

Success covers a multitude of blunders.

Youth is a wonderful thing; what a crime to waste it on the young.

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants